The Most Random System-Chapter 766 - 382: Why Wang Ze Keeps His Past as a Beggar (2)

"Why are you hiding? It was Aunty who taught you the first time. Remember how you used to beg her behind your mom's back to make you feel good when you were little. Now that you've grown up, you don't recognize people anymore? Aunty's already going through menopause and doesn't need protection anymore, kid, we..."

F*ck, isn't it terrifying?

So, for the safety of Aunty, please refuse to risk it by trying to fit a too-small horse into a too-big carriage!

"Baby, your hand is so white and soft." Ding Sihan's voice pulled Lin Li's thoughts back.

Looking at the silhouette of the other hand being held by Chen Yu Ying in the dark, Lin Li, who had his line stolen, realized that the concept of monogamy had indeed reached Chen Yu Ying.

But Lin Li didn't have time to worry about Ding Sihan pulling a fast one on him; he had more important matters to attend to.

"Wang Ze! Wang Ze!" Lin Li called out in a low voice towards the direction Wang Ze was in.

Upon hearing this ghostly voice, Wang Ze suddenly covered his butt, sharp as a sword, eyes bright like lightning.

To be honest, Wang Ze has a bit of that 'Lord Ye who loved dragons' vibe; he's all talk and no substance when actually put to the test.

Seeing Lin Li in the aisle between groups one and two and not sticking to him, Wang Ze breathed a sigh of relief, then leaned over to inquire, "Lin Li, what's up? Why are you squatting there, plotting to ambush someone?"

Lin Li: "Pearl Harbor."

"Do you think I haven't studied history?" Wang Ze laughed and teased, pushing up imaginary glasses like Conan, "There's only one truth: it wasn't you who attacked Pearl Harbor, it was the bombs!"

Lin Li gave a thumbs up, expressing high approval for Wang Ze's knowledge as a 'leek scholar', then motioned Wang Ze to come over.

"Put the bombs on hold in the Middle East for now, Wang Ze, come over here first."

But once Wang Ze confirmed Lin Li was indeed calling for him, he decisively stepped back onto the podium: "Tell me what you want first."

"Come over here first."

But Wang Ze just took another step back, more determined: "I won't, Lin Li, tell me your purpose first!"

"You still owe me a lifetime of favors from the sports meet. Hurry over here." Lin Li's voice turned a bit colder.

Back then, convincing Wang Yuezhi to run the three-thousand meters, Wang Ze theoretically owed Lin Li twenty favors.

Only reluctantly did Wang Ze walk over, squatting next to Lin Li, asking in a low voice, "General Lin, any commands? A culture worker needs culture?"

"No commands, you don't have to do anything. Just stay by my side and chit-chat with me, when I squat, you squat. When I stand, you stand." Lin Li explained.

"Hmm? Why?" Wang Ze was puzzled; he still felt this was a stalling tactic before Lin Li grabbed his butt.

Lin Li chuckled, didn't answer directly, but instead nodded his head to the left, signaling Wang Ze to look this way.

Wang Ze moved a bit closer, and finally saw clearly: it was two hands.

Still not figuring out what was special about two hands, Wang Ze instinctively reached out to touch them, to see what was so mysterious.

Then Lin Li immediately slapped it away: "It's your girlfriend's hand, you touch it!"

Wang Ze was stunned for a moment, then realized these weren't Lin Li's hands, lifted his head slightly, noticing it was Chen Yu Ying's spot next to him.

Chen Yu Ying wasn't looking this way, she was whispering with Ding Sihan.

F*ck?

"No? Lin Li, you mother—!" As he realized what was really going on, Wang Ze laughed angrily, lowering his voice so that only the two of them could hear:

"Lin Li, buddy, I'm from Nantong, I'm gay, I'm an athlete, but I'm definitely not a dog. Could you please respect my character settings?

I'd rather you shove your... in my mouth than this bowl of dog food!!"

Turns out Lin Li dragged him over just to show off? He might as well have not thanked him to his face, damn!

In Wang Ze's worldview, there are things one can do immorally! But one cannot be insulted!

But then, Wang Ze paused, rubbed his chin, beginning to ponder.

He straightened his upper body, looking towards the opposite high school building out the window: is it feasible to run over to the sophomore building and find Qian Ying directly?

Lin Li did remind him; he could go feed others some... bulls...bull feed too.

"If you really took it out, you wouldn't eat it." Lin Li sneered.

"If I really let you take it out, you wouldn't take it out." Wang Ze sneered.

"If I really pulled my pants down, you'd run." Lin Li sneered.

"If I really went closer, you'd dodge." Wang Ze sneered.

Friends are like snowflakes; you pee on them and they disappear.

But there's a special circumstance: if he sucks it up, then you should disappear.

Unless you accept the switch from iced tea mode to yogurt mode.

No more magical sparring, Lin Li switched to an explanation: "Not that boring, I'm not asking you to eat dog food, just to cover for me."

"Cover? What cover?"

"Of course, to cover for my hand-holding, so if others saw it, they'd think I was squatting here to pick up your lost glasses instead of holding hands."

People who've often snuck around at night know that normal people's eyes quickly adapt to darkness. Usually, immediately after lights go out, it's indeed pitch black, but after a minute or two, you can see shapes without any extra light sources.

Especially now, with curtains on both sides drawn open, moonlight shining in, making everyone's vision clearer.

At this time, Lin Li squatting alone in the aisle next to Chen Yu Ying would look very suspicious to everyone in the class, especially the girls in the front row.