The Most Random System-Chapter 791 - 390: The Heavy Burden on the Education Bureau Suddenly Feels Overwhelming

"Charging at him? Protecting his 'wife' in front of Xue Jian? Bai Bufan is so cool!"

"Oh my, Bai Bufan is so manly, full of boyfriend energy. Whoever becomes his girlfriend will be so lucky. I wish it were me..."

"Ahhh, I also really like him, I'm really moved!!"

The praise from classmates reached Bai Bufan's ears, making his already bad mood even worse.

Damn it.

All these compliments came from the boys in the back row.

Lin Li, at this moment, was even more of a troublemaker:

"Bufan, charging at you?"

"You've reminded me, it's tough dealing with you, but I still managed to come out on top..."

As for the supposedly normal (in comparison, not really meaning they're normal) girls and boys in the class, they looked at Bai Bufan as if they were seeing someone in a barber shop staring intently at the barber while having their hair shampooed:

No way, is this guy sick?

Of course, after all, it's Class 4, you might not want to live, but you have to live extravagantly. The next second, everyone was relieved, and the question in their hearts was answered:

Yeah, this guy is just sick.

Xue Jian finally came to his senses, put on a stern face, nodded, and continued to wave:

"Standing Lin Li, you come out with your deskmate."

Xue Jian could certainly see there was an issue here—the undisguised sly smile beside him from Lin Li didn't even pretend to hide, but it didn't matter, better to make a mistake than miss it.

Besides, Xue Jian thought it wasn't a mistake to punish them.

It's quite hard to make a mistake punishing in Class 4 of the first year.

Let's test everyone, what's the probability that a random poisoned apple thrown into Class 4 would hit an innocent classmate?

Exactly, the answer is 0, because only Bao Wei would eat it, and he isn't innocent either.

After being summoned, Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked out of the classroom through the back door and came before Xue Jian.

Before Xue Jian could speak, Bai Bufan immediately knelt down dramatically and sold out Lin Li:

"I'm sorry, teacher, I was blackmailed by Lin Li with money; it wasn't my intention. I feel very sorry for it. I realize my mistake. Please forgive me..."

The prepared lecture was swallowed back, and Xue Jian instead asked, "How much money?"

Bai Bufan: "A hundred bucks."

Xue Jian, with a stern face: "One hundred bucks threatened you to do such attention-seeking nonsense?"

Bai Bufan hung his head: "No..."

Not that expensive.

Actually, the bet was only ten bucks, and Bai Bufan would have done it anyway.

Damn, it's ten bucks.

Can't one give up even ten bucks just for face?

Actually, even without money, as long as the emotions are in place, why say anything? Isn't it just attention-seeking, so ridiculous...

But Bai Bufan didn't dare to voice these thoughts, fearing that once he spoke, he'd have to face his parents.

By that time, after Xue Jian had mediated a meeting between him and his parents, his parents would probably mediate one with his great-grandfather and great-grandmother.

Knowledge review: A phrase Father Bai once said to Bai Bufan—"Bufan, I've met your grandfather, but you've never met mine, have you."

Seeing this, Xue Jian shook his head and sighed.

He originally planned to say, "If one hundred makes you do this, would two hundred make you kneel in public," but as he was about to speak, he realized he was facing these two troublemakers, Lin Li and Bai Bufan, and promptly stopped himself.

He feared that once he said it, these two would instantly mutter, "Oh, is there such a good deal," and then drop to the ground, starting a knee-banging auction.

"Enough, enough, stop pretending to be sorry. Go back to class first," Xue Jian said, waving a hand as if swatting away a fly. Noticing Bai Bufan quickly turning away with light footsteps, he could barely suppress the impulse to kick the kid's backside.

When this child first joined Class 4, he was quite afraid of him, but now he's getting less and less scared.

The more he thought, the angrier Xue Jian got.

Lin Li: "Teacher, why did you kick me?"

Xue Jian sneered: "Corporal punishment!"

Lin Li grinned: "Good punishment!"

"Let's go," Xue Jian shook his head. Seeing Lin Li's grin made him even angrier, so he led the way to the staircase: "Lin Li, do you know why I called you out this time?"

"I know," Lin Li nodded.

It's precisely because Lin Li was certain someone would call on him this morning that he began planning as soon as he sat at his desk, just to trick Bai Bufan.

When people do bad things, they never complain about hardship or fatigue.

"I thought you'd settled down, but I didn't expect you were just holding back for a big one," Xue Jian sighed.

Did Xiling have another place swept this week?

Xue Jian really hadn't noticed this news.

Soon, the two once again reached the familiar principal's office door, though it was half-open, Xue Jian still knocked on the door.

"Come in," Principal Wang stood at the door, speaking as he opened it.

The familiar bald head still reflected the autumn morning light, glancing into Lin Li's eyes.

Not having seen it up close for two months, it felt like the bald patch had expanded.

Perhaps principals have their own troubles, after all, not every student can bring them joy like himself.

At this moment, Principal Wang maintained a smile, looking deeply at Lin Li, speaking slowly: "Lin Li, you're here again..."

Back then Liu Bei visited Zhuge Kongming's humble abode thrice, deeply moving Kongming, making him feel Liu Bei was worth coming out of seclusion for.

Now Lin Li, visiting the principal's office thrice, also moved Principal Wang, making him feel Lin Li is worth seeing off for.

However, Principal Wang felt he still had a reason to secretly rejoice: This time, Lin Li hadn't brought along any other students.