The Real Way to Cultivate in the City-Chapter 71: Pure Love Never Goes Out of Style, Elegance Too

Chapter 71: Chapter 71: Pure Love Never Goes Out of Style, Elegance Too

After the civil affairs bureau staff called for backup, the police arrived quickly.

A young officer.

Slicked-back hair, obviously used hair wax, takes care of his appearance, clearly unmarried.

An older officer.

Deep eye bags, scruffy beard, and the eye-catching part was his collar, spotlessly clean, clearly washed by his wife.

The young officer saw the chaos outside the civil affairs bureau and didn’t know how to handle it.

But the older officer quickly stepped forward and pulled apart a couple who were grabbing each other’s collars...

"I spit!"

"Ha! I spit!"

The next second, his cheeks were covered with spatters.

The scene quieted down immediately.

"What are you doing? What are you doing!"

The young officer immediately took out a limited edition silver bracelet but was stopped by the older officer.

Only to see the older officer taking a tissue from his pocket to wipe his cheeks as he said loudly:

"A hundred years to cross in the same boat, a thousand years to sleep in the same bed!"

"A day as husband and wife gives a hundred days of grace, today everyone, let’s speak well!"

"Coming here, wanting a divorce, no matter what happened, there was love once!"

"Don’t fight! Don’t hit! Give yourself some dignity!"

"Some of you probably have children, right? Don’t tarnish them!"

"..."

Seeing the scene stabilized, the older officer gestured for the young officer to step forward.

Organize the queue, stabilize the people.

Seeing his master’s eyes, the young officer immediately understood...

Turned and ran to the car.

Older officer: ?

After closing the car door, quickly, the young officer returned with a bottle of eye drops for his master:

"Master, for eye strain, dryness, fatigue, just a drop. Madam said you should pay attention."

Older officer: ???

"I meant for you... organize the queue."

"Ah? Oh oh oh!"

Watching the young officer clumsily imitate his usual style of organizing people, arranging the line, the older officer’s temper slightly calmed.

Though clumsy, nowhere near one ten-thousandth of his own past brilliance, well, one ten-thousandth might be an exaggeration, let’s say one-thousandth.

Though not equal to one-thousandth of his younger days, he still loves to learn.

As long as he loves learning, he can become a mature officer.

Thinking of this...

The older officer tilted his head and dropped some eye drops, indeed needed to take good care of himself as he aged.

After confirming the eye drops relieved his eyes, the older officer opened his thermal cup, filled with fragrant...

Milk tea.

No longer the previous strong tea mixed with goji berries.

This was bought by his wife, said to be called "Happy Milk Tea," drinking it makes you feel happy, with many health benefits.

Rumored to be popular milk tea, even the powder packets to make it were limited purchase!

One person, holding their ID, can only buy five packets.

Having been a local officer for so many years, he’s seen all sorts of bizarre things.

After getting drunk, mimicking a caterpillar crawling, or after eating mushrooms, claiming their dog became spiritual and talked...

Like last month, he saw someone dressed as Ultraman Tiga, flying in place before him.

But purchasing milk tea with real-name registration, that’s a first!

Truly a sight to behold...

This must be a sales tactic from the merchants, similar to the all-year-round "rental due liquidation sale," thinking this...

The older officer took a sip.

Hmm?

He took another sip.

Huh?

Then another sip...

Gulp gulp gulp gulp...

Ha!

Damn, is milk tea this delicious now?

Could it be spiked with something?

With his professional sensitivity, the older officer saved the last sip to take home and test.

Seeing his apprentice had already smoothed out the queue, people lining up at the divorce window of the civil affairs bureau one pair at a time, forming a long line.

This long line intrigued some couples who initially came to get married today, pulling out their phones to take pictures, then...

Left.

But...

After a while, the older officer noticed the queue seemed stagnant, some waiting for divorce grew restless again.

He entered the civil affairs bureau, seeing his apprentice and the divorce processing staff fiddling with a printer.

"Master, you came just in time. Didn’t you often repair our squad’s printer? This one seems broken; if not fixed today, the divorce can’t proceed."

Hearing this, the front of the queue became restless.

"No way! It must happen today!"

"Whatever it takes, it must be done!"

"Life can’t go on like this!"

"..."

The older officer patted the desk, quieted everyone, bypassed the counter, and entered the office area.

First, he hammered the printer’s main body a few times.

Then he slapped the printer’s cover with his palm...

Next, hands behind his back, he inspected this and that...

Finally, he plugged in the power cord.

"Beep!"

The printer was restored.

"Ka-chunk, ka-chunk..."

Apparently already tasked with printing, the printer spit out a sheet, the older officer glanced and casually took a look—

"Ke Chen City’s Most Beautiful Matchmaker Application Form"

Finally, with the printer back to normal, the queue slowly moved forward.

Outside the civil affairs bureau, a burly middle-aged man tugged on his tie, taking a deep breath...

The action seemed to cause a slight bulge at his temple, but soon returned to normal.

"Indeed, it’s only in the city that I feel at home!"

Just then, several city management team members on electric scooters arrived at the bureau entrance, quickly gathering around the middle-aged man.

"Your arrival, quicker than I expected. Seems your process is not as cumbersome as I thought."

Yadan stepped forward and said in a low voice:

"Are you the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior under the Lazy Legislator?"

"That’s me. Looks like your intelligence gathering is quite thorough."

"We know the Lazy Legislator belongs to the Peace Faction of the Extraordinary Universal School, not on the same side as the Gluttonous Legislator..."

Upon hearing that, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior waved his hand to interrupt:

"Peace or not, the Lazy Legislator is simply lazy, lazy to fight, lazy to manage...

Now older, too lazy even to die...

Why am I telling you all this? Just say what you want directly, no need to stir up factions within our school."

"We just want to ask, why are you here this time?"

"Why? Because... my son, the Internet Troll, died here. I believe you should be able to trace my connection to him, right?"

"Yes, but as we understand, the Internet Troll is not your biological son, so you have no need..."

"No, I do need to. Although the Internet Troll isn’t my child, he is my ex-wife’s. This time, regardless of how the school liaises with you, I’m only here personally, wanting you to hand over the killer. If there’s no killer...

You can give me your captain’s head, and I might persuade the school against war...

That’s all I have to say. Now, please step aside, I’m heading to the gym."

With that, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior straddled his newly bought electric scooter, ready to leave.

Then Yadan stepped forward, blocking his path...

"What? Are you already prepared for battle?" The Pure Love Minotaur Warrior sensed the Extraordinary before him was somewhat overreaching.

Yadan said nothing, merely took off his helmet and offered it to him.

"Please put on the helmet."

Pure Love Minotaur Warrior: ...

The two stared at each other for a full half-minute.

Half a minute later, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior took the helmet, adjusting the fit while saying:

"You’re quite interesting. If you survive this, I could introduce you to the Lazy Legislator’s ranks."

With that, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior donned the helmet, rode his electric scooter away.

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