The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man-Chapter 290 - : 290 Grab Bucket 3

Chapter 290: 290 Grab Bucket 3

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So, these two were in a more difficult situation than the fourth brother.

She didn’t know how to help someone who couldn’t move to “relieve themselves,” but when she saw how the fourth brother did it, she put a desk by the bed, placed a toilet bucket in between, and made the second brother assume the same posture as the fourth brother when he went to the toilet, which took quite a bit of effort.

Xiao Yuchuan complained unhappily, “Wife, I told you that I need to go first, so why are you letting the second brother go first? I really can’t hold it anymore…”

“You can’t just shout like that. Didn’t you see how the second brother can’t even speak because he’s too bloated?” Su Qingyue pointed to Xiao Yishan’s face, “Look at that, his face is turning purple from holding it in, he’s about to die if he doesn’t go now!”

“I’m in worse shape than him, and he’s still not dead, but I will be soon!” Xiao Yuchuan was both anxious and angry, “You can’t let me be the first one in the village to die from being stifled by poop and pee!”

Su Qingyue didn’t say anything and just turned to walk outside.

Xiao Yishan hurriedly asked, “Yue’er, where are you going?”

“Since the second brother needs to go, I should leave, I can’t be watching, can 1??

“Yue’er… well…” Xiao Yishan wanted to say something but couldn’t speak. Xiao Yuchuan was unhappy, “Second brother, hurry up! Someone’s about to die here!”

Su Qingyue looked back curiously, “Second brother, what’s the matter? Just tell me.”

“I… I don’t have enough strength to take off my pants.” Xiao Yishan said this, and his face, which was already holding it in, turned into the color of pig liver.

Su Qingyue hesitated, “Helping second brother take off his pants… wouldn’t be so great…” After all, the second brother was her second Uncle.

“What’s not great? Wife, you keep dawdling, and your husband will crap all over the bed!” Xiao Yuchuan’s legs were tightly clenched in desperation.

“Alright. If you’re not bothered, then I’m not going to waste any more words.” She walked over to where Xiao Yishan was lying, pulled his waist belt, and then his pants, and with just two movements, his pants were down to his knees.

Xiao Yishan instinctively looked at his wife, only to find that she was very decent, turning her head to the side and not looking at anything inappropriate.

Xiao Yuchuan couldn’t stand it any longer, and glared, “Wife, get ready to clean the bed!”

“Don’t! Hold on!” She didn’t look at Xiao Yishan, walked to the bed, and put Xiao Yuchuan’s hands over her shoulders, carrying him, “I’ll carry you to the outhouse, just don’t make a mess!”

“Hurry up! Hurry up! I’m dying!” He urged her urgently.

“You bastard, you eat so much and are so heavy. I’m a strength King even if I can carry you, and you’re still urging me.” She said this but tried her best to speed up her steps.

After entering the outhouse, she held him as he squatted down, “It’s impossible for me to hold your butt.” She grabbed his hand and let him hold onto the open edge of the outhouse door, “Just hold on tight and steady yourself.”

“1…1 can’t hold on…” Xiao Yuchuan leaned backward, and seeing that he was about to fall into the outhouse, Su Qingyue reflexively held him up before he fell right in.

Xiao Yuchuan didn’t fall into the pit but fell into the warm and soft embrace, “Dear, you smell so good, so much better than the stinky outhouse. It’s like a heaven and earth difference. I almost fell into the cesspit just now, and you saved me. I’m so moved!”

“If you keep talking nonsense like this, you’ll sleep in the outhouse tonight.” She helped him to half-undress, supported him to squat down, and then holding his hand, walked out of the outhouse, stabilizing him by the pulling force, so he wouldn’t fall while he was in the outhouse enjoying himself.

With one hand holding him and the other covering her nose, she asked, “Are you done yet?”

“I’m just getting started… dear, don’t rush me….”