This Human Immortal Is Too Serious-Chapter 450 - 448 Alliance of Offense and Defense Between Immortals and Gods

Yang Wudi has indeed proved to be the right choice, finding a place to hide so quickly.

Seated in meditation with his eyes closed on a cloud drifting southward, Wu Wang smiled faintly.

He had just returned from the ice fields, met up with the Grand Elder and Lin Suqing, and was preparing to travel incognito to the Human Domain. Meanwhile, Yang Wudi had found a village on the edge of the North Sea that relied on fishing and hunting, home to no more than a few dozen long-haired people, and had started learning their language in hiding.

This spy was quite professional, and the lord of the Heavenly Dao was impressed.

After watching Yang Wudi for a while, Wu Wang grew concerned that his continued attention might alert the gods from the Outer Sky.

Let it be, trust in Yang Wudi.

Wu Wang turned his head to look at the two figures meditating behind him. Lin Suqing, who was engrossed in her book, responded immediately with a smile and asked, "Young Master, would you like some tea?"

The Grand Elder, who had been resting with his eyes closed, also opened his eyes and reminded, "Fairy Suqing, it's better to address him as 'Your Majesty.' After all, times have changed; such informal titles can strip His Majesty of his dignity."

"Ah, yes," Lin Suqing obediently replied and rolled her eyes at the smile in Wu Wang's eyes.

Wu Wang said with a smile, "Grand Elder, on your return to the Annihilation Sect this time, take any disciples or grand-disciples you wish to bring to the Celestial Court. There's no need for excessive formality between us. Though opening the door of convenience can lead to some problems, the cultivators of the Annihilation Sect and I have a shared history, and this is within the permissions of the Heavenly Dao. The Heavenly Dao does not forbid personal relationships within an appropriate scope."

"Thank you, Your Majesty," the Grand Elder replied with a smile. A touch of emotion appeared on his aged face as he sighed.

"The brief time I've known the Sect Master has been more thrilling than the long life that preceded it.

"The great dilemma of the Human Domain has come to such an unexpected end.

"Generations of predecessors, countless beings of the Human Domain, all hoped to fight against the Heaven Palace, all yearned to sacrifice themselves alongside the divine spirits of the Heaven Palace after living out most of their lives.

"Yet I never imagined the Heaven Palace would fall at Your Majesty's hands like this."

"Grand Elder, your words are actually somewhat biased," Wu Wang said. "This is actually the trend of Heaven and Earth. Without the perseverance of generation after generation in the Human Domain, the awkward situation faced by the Heaven Palace would not have been possible, and Emperor Shun would not have been misled by me so easily.

"Therefore, though the Heavenly Dao is fair and impartial, serving all beings, I, as the one who wields it, am biased toward the Human race.

"The current situation is one that the Human race has fought for, bit by bit. The Hundred Races, willingly or reluctantly driven by the divine spirits, deserve sympathy for their plight but must not expect extra rewards from the Heavenly Dao.

"The Three Realms that I will gradually open up will consist of the realms of Heaven, Earth, and Humanity, not those of Heaven, Earth, and Spirits.

"I know that some may criticize this approach as narrow-minded, but certain things must be somewhat narrow and extreme so as not to chill the hearts of those who have truly made sacrifices."

The Grand Elder said with a chuckle, "Your Majesty need not worry, for the Human race and the Hundred Races are no longer at the same starting line."

"Yes," Lin Suqing murmured, "The care you show for the Human Domain is also a protection for the Hundred Races, and everyone can feel it."

A playful look appeared in Wu Wang's eyes as he gazed at Lin Suqing and asked with a smile, "Then tell me, how does this translate into protection for the Hundred Races?"

"The Human Domain can stand against the Heaven Palace, and the Human Dao can contest the Heavenly Dao, whereas the Hundred Races were previously under the rule of the Heaven Palace and are now governed by the Heavenly Dao," Lin Suqing explained with a smile.

"If we truly adopted the impartial and ruthless perspective of the Heavenly Dao, allowing the Human race and the Hundred Races to set off together under it, the Hundred Races would likely be obliterated or assimilated by the Human Domain in a few hundred or thousand years.

"The Human Domain possesses methods of cultivation, longevity, transcendence, and the pinnacle where mighty families, brimming with strength accumulated over long years with no outlet, reside.

"The vast spiritual energy accumulated within the Human Domain, if released, could swiftly sweep across the Great Wilderness and the Hundred Races.

"But now, the Human Domain is maintained solely by you. You have provided many benefits to the Human Domain, and its cultivators are happy to accept the oversight of the Heavenly Dao, so that tightly drawn line has relaxed quite a bit.

"Although the expansion of the Human Domain is inevitable, at least for now, the conflict with the Hundred Races will not intensify.

"As Fairy Ling said, the current atmosphere in the Human Domain is that the Celestial Court is the court of the Human race; everyone has a sense of approval for the Celestial Court, and this diverts many potential conflicts that could erupt."

Wu Wang pondered while stroking his chin and asked further, "Grand Elder, Suqing, when do you think the Human Domain will embark on the path of expansion?"

Lin Suqing stuck out her tongue and whispered, "How would I dare to speculate rashly?"

The Grand Elder sighed and said, "I fear that before expansion comes, internal strife is inevitable."

"Hmm," Wu Wang sighed lightly, looking down the Cloud Path as if overseeing the entire Heaven and Earth. He said, "At most, this peace will last until the fall of the Candle Dragon, when the Human Domain believes there are no external enemies left, and His Majesty the Human Emperor decides to abdicate or pass the throne to a new Human Emperor."

The Grand Elder and Lin Suqing pondered separately, evidently not expecting the topic to turn so somber.

Wu Wang chuckled lightly, pulling a zongzi-shaped delicacy from his sleeve. As he peeled back the green leaves, he gazed at the sticky rice and syrup inside, inevitably falling into deep contemplation.

He, the esteemed leader of the Heavenly Dao, the first Heavenly Emperor of the Celestial Court, the future first Immortal Emperor, how could he have...

"Helper?" Wu Wang called out internally.

"Present," a voice responded in his mind.

"Later, subtly persuade the Young Master. Just let her taste it; there's no need for her to try making food anymore."

"Alrighty!"

Wu Wang shook his head and took a bite. It was passable, he thought, quite good for a beginner.

At his side, Lin Suqing covered her mouth and giggled, her shoulders shaking slightly.

The Grand Elder, however, was not surprised. He just watched Wu Wang finish eating what was ostensibly food and remarked, "The Young Master truly is a Goddess, a rarity in Heaven and Earth."

Wu Wang smiled lightly and responded, "Fortunate am I, fortunate am I indeed."

"Fairy Ling is also a Fairy Immortal hard to find in Heaven and Earth," Lin Suqing laughed. "You're bringing Fairy Ling back with you this time; you'll be busy, won't you?"

Wu Wang glanced at Lin Suqing and said calmly, "Don't I have you to help ease things?"

"Alright, considering those Heavenly Dao merits."

Lin Suqing reminded him, "However, Young Master... Your Majesty, you should be more careful; three main wives are already plenty. And all three main wives are reasonable and dedicated to you, not like those Twin Xis from the Heaven Palace who were so openly competitive and disagreeable. If you're impartial at home, even if you philander elsewhere, don't bring anyone back. They would surely turn a blind eye."

"How could that be!" Wu Wang glared at Lin Suqing. "Am I that kind of person?"

"A person might not be, but you are the Heavenly Emperor," Lin Suqing giggled, covering her mouth. "You will face many temptations in the future. Everyone knows how you value sentiments; they all want to get closer to you because of it. News of your visit to the Moon Palace has already spread secretly throughout the Celestial Court."

Wu Wang was speechless. Never mind, he couldn't be bothered to explain.

An upright stature, a dignified Heavenly Emperor. Chang Xi may be beautiful, but she's just an empty shell. Unlike my own dear Shao Siming, who despite her title is endearingly clumsy yet loves to play... cough, someone with such interesting charm and beauty, *that* is what truly counts as unparalleled in the Three Realms.

Wu Wang brought his sword fingers together, and in an instant, he crossed through Heaven and Earth, transporting himself directly above the Human Domain.

"Let's go to the Human Emperor Pavilion first."

He actually had a strong desire to conduct an 'incognito inspection,' to witness the variety of human life, experience how the Human race was now living, and observe the conditions of mortals in the Human Domain. It was quite a fulfilling affair. But now was not the appropriate time.

「In Autumn」

The Human Domain was peaceful, and the Four Seas were well.

The Eastern Emperor came secretly from the Celestial Court, visited the Human Emperor privately, and drank with him and his subjects for half a day, thoroughly enjoying their conversations, songs, and dances. The Human Domain recommended hundreds of talented individuals; the Eastern Emperor received them all, offering words of encouragement. This event was later passed on by Human Domain cultivators, who thus became aware of the Eastern Emperor's care. The Human Domain promised to send, in batches, one million True Immortals and Immortal Realm cultivators to assist the Celestial Court within a hundred years, to aid the Eastern Emperor and revitalize the Celestial Court.

「The next day」

The Human Emperor had a long discussion with the Eastern Emperor, seemingly regarding matters of expedition beyond the Outer Sky. Afterward, the Eastern Emperor returned to the Celestial Court to preside over the great affairs of the Heavenly Dao.

「Later, on the journey back」

The cloud that had brought him here carried only three people, but the cloud Wu Wang rode back on accommodated eighteen.

Next to him, Ling Xiaolan wore a veil and a wide-brimmed hat, her eyes filled with longing, occasionally lifting her gaze to watch Wu Wang. Wu Wang also often looked down at her, their fingers intertwined, indifferent to whatever mocking glances came from behind them. Behind him, Ji Mo and Lin Qi, each accompanied by their families, were off to stay at the Celestial Court for a short while.

They came to the Celestial Court merely to visit and experience it, to be closer to the Heavenly Dao which was beneficial for cultivation, and they would soon return to the Human Domain to serve as leaders in their respective families. It was, in a sense, a form of 'Gilding.'

During this trip to the Human Domain, Ji Mo had been somewhat evasive, intentionally avoiding Wu Wang. In the end, Wu Wang had to cleave through Heaven and Earth, forcibly dragging the fellow over to chat, drink, and bask in the sun together, just like the old days in the army. Lin Qi, however, was much more forthright and had also matured a lot compared to Ji Mo.

They went to the Celestial Court because Wu Wang invited them personally, and Wu Wang had promised them to only let them move around in the sixth and seventh heavens of the Celestial Court, arranging for them some leisurely tasks that did not add to their Heavenly Dao merit.

Being close to the Heavenly Dao, to the Divine Spirits, and to the many powerful beings between heaven and earth was already a tremendous benefit for Ji Mo and Lin Qi.

So, Ji Mo brought Le Yao with him, and Lin Qi brought along a few of his ladies.

Wu Wang had Lin Suqing take her master to the Celestial Court to retire, and Lin Suqing was overjoyed, hurrying back to Floating Jade City. But Taoist Zuo Dong respectfully declined and exhorted Lin Suqing, saying things like, "You now carry a great responsibility," "You must assist His Majesty Eastern Emperor Taiyi in managing his domestic affairs properly," and "Let His Majesty Eastern Emperor Taiyi govern the Celestial Court wholeheartedly," which somewhat shook Lin Suqing.

Clearly, she still had a grand plan—to help the Young Master break free from his mental shackles and get a share of the pie for herself. But Lin Suqing still took her master's instructions to heart.

Apart from Ji Mo, Lin Qi, and their families, this cloud also carried several female disciples from the Annihilation Sect.

Wu Wang had the Grand Elder bring a few disciples and grand-disciples, clearly intending to give them a privilege, but the Grand Elder thought deeply and brought those few female disciples who had made significant contributions to the development of the Annihilation Sect's enterprises and had 'debuted' in Floating Jade City back to the Human Emperor Pavilion, returning to the Celestial Court together.

When Wu Wang asked why the Grand Elder was reluctant to promote people from the Annihilation Sect, the Grand Elder's words left a deep impression on Wu Wang.

"Your Majesty, everyone has their own fate and destiny.

"If they have served Your Majesty before, like Yang Wudi, then it would be fine for me to take them to the Celestial Court for a Divine Position, to gain longevity, to receive merit to aid their cultivation, to become respected for their virtue. That would pose no problem.

"But if they are without merit, then there's no need to forcibly bestow these upon them.

"Your Majesty, I know you feel a sense of belonging to the Annihilation Sect, but you are now the Heavenly Emperor, belonging to the Heavenly Dao, to all creatures. Please be more decisive, and put the affairs of the Annihilation Sect behind you.

"What you should consider now are the important matters concerning the life and death of your race."

Wu Wang was speechless. I've been lectured. But it feels quite good.

Wu Wang could only humbly accept the lesson, complying with the Grand Elder's wishes, and did not enforce any rewards.

Approaching the Celestial Court, Ling Xiaolan seemed a bit nervous, her slender fingers trembling lightly as she held onto Wu Wang's.

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

Her cheeks blushed slightly as she raised her head to meet Wu Wang's gaze, her emotions stirred by the tender affection.

Right in front of those folks behind them, Wu Wang held Ling Xiaolan in his arms, his fingers running through her hair, and whispered softly, "Xiaolan?"

"Hmm?"

Wu Wang's voice was somewhat ethereal, "After solving all the problems, let's find a secluded corner to hide away, a place with no one around. We'll plant flowers, play the zither, pursue Enlightenment, find joy, never parting day after day until our consciousness dissipates naturally."

"Hmm," Ling Xiaolan responded softly, and behind the sheer veil of her hat, her almond eyes comfortably closed, but then she said, "My husband, let's avoid doing this in front of others."

"Why hide?"

"The Young Master (Shao Siming) is an important Divine Spirit in the Celestial Court, and I am just a member of your family," Ling Xiaolan said. "It will be fine for me to go see the Young Master. There's no need for you to come later. If you believe in me, let us handle it by ourselves."

"This…" Wu Wang broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead. It couldn't really be like what the Head Manager had said, that the Immortal and the God would start fighting directly, and then repeat the story of the Twin Xis...

"Xiaolan, alright." Wu Wang cleared his throat and whispered softly, "Stay calm in everything, calmness is the priority."

"I know," Ling Xiaolan chuckled and took the initiative to kiss Wu Wang gently on the cheek, smiling tenderly through the veil.

Accordingly, Wu Wang complied with her wish, letting Lin Suqing accompany Ling Xiaolan to his resting palace on the eighth heaven, and personally took Ji Mo and Lin Qi for a stroll around the Celestial Court to get them settled.

Ji Mo and Lin Qi exchanged glances, not detaining Wu Wang, and went off to drink on their own.

The Grand Elder had a residence in the Celestial Court as well, but he usually stayed in the lower realm. At this moment, he also took the few female disciples from the Annihilation Sect back to Tianlan City.

Wu Wang returned to the main hall used for audiences, sat on the throne, and pretended to review memorials. From time to time, he would use the Heavenly Dao to watch his own resting palace for a while, finding that the scenes inside either involved the Young Master (Shao Siming) feasting with Ling Xiaolan or the two playing chess together. Since the Young Master purposefully concealed things, Wu Wang did not dare to pry excessively, thus he couldn't hear clearly what they were saying. Could it be that on the surface everything seems peaceful, but in reality, they're at daggers drawn?

Worried about this, Lin Suqing rode a cloud out of her resting palace and hurried towards Wu Wang's location.

In a flash, Wu Wang appeared right in front of Lin Suqing, startling her so much that she covered the neckline of her long dress and gasped softly.

"Has a fight broken out?" Wu Wang asked urgently.

"No," Lin Suqing blinked her eyes, then her pretty face turned red as she said softly, "Your Majesty, the Young Master (Shao Siming) kindly asks you to return to discuss how we should arrange our sleeping quarters in the future."

There it was, sure enough. Wu Wang couldn't help but put a hand to his forehead. But as a man, especially one who'd already achieved the initial bliss of a harmonious life with multiple partners, how could he be afraid of such a minor situation? Worst comes to worst, just call for Zhong Lai!

Wu Wang straightened his clothes and, riding a cloud, walked towards his resting palace, going straight inside. The few Maidens coming towards him bowed politely before waiting outside the palace.

Wu Wang subconsciously straightened his posture, puffing out his chest slightly, and decisively set up several layers of protection.

The palace curtains fluttered, and the vast space seemed empty. Wu Wang, feeling uncertain, suddenly heard two soft calls – one "Your Majesty" and the other "Husband" – which invigorated his spirit. So, they didn't fight?

From behind one of the curtains, the Young Master (Shao Siming) and Ling Xiaolan walked out together. Their black and white long dresses glowed softly, causing Wu Wang to be unsure where to look first.

"Husband," Ling Xiaolan said gently, "I just discussed with Sister Shao Siming. Since we will live together in the Celestial Court, we should treat each other with respect and not neglect our duties."

"Your Majesty," the Young Master (Shao Siming) said earnestly, "Sister Xiaolan is right. I've reflected and realized that I've indeed taken up too much of Your Majesty's attention recently. We have a long time ahead; let's cherish our time together slowly."

"This..." Wu Wang was completely unable to get a word in.

Ling Xiaolan's pretty face turned red as she said shyly, "Later, we will move out of this grand palace and construct two residences next to it. You must not come to find us, Husband; we will take the initiative to… come to you when it's time to rest."

"Reproduction is a sacred matter!" the Young Master (Shao Siming) hummed softly. "I've decided not to use the Great Dao to interfere with our efforts to have children, and Your Majesty shouldn't focus all your energy on these... frivolous matters."

Ling Xiaolan said softly, "But you also shouldn't expend your energy outside of home. Whatever pleasures you desire, Husband, Sister Shao Siming and I can provide them."

"Did you two reach some agreement?" Wu Wang asked with some curiosity, his heart filled with apprehension.

"Mm," Ling Xiaolan said softly. "From now on, Husband, you may visit my dwelling on the first of the month."

"And on the fifteenth, Your Majesty may come to my place," the Young Master (Shao Siming) added.

"If Your Majesty finds some free time on other days," Ling Xiaolan continued, "Sister Shao Siming and I are always available to chat and relieve your boredom."

Ah, what? Wu Wang's lips trembled. Has my blissful life now been regulated? How could this be? I brought Xiaolan over, so why has it...

"Well," the Young Master (Shao Siming) said, stepping back with her hands behind her, "today just happens to be the first of the month. I shall attend to my official duties."

Ling Xiaolan's face turned fiery red. She bowed to the Young Master and said, "Thank you, Sister, for your consideration."

The Young Master returned the bow gracefully. "Sister, you are the one who will be troubled."

After a few soft chuckles, her figure transformed into Divine Light and disappeared, leaving the two, who hadn't been alone together for so long, by themselves.

「And so it was.」

"Head Manager, has His Majesty skipped the morning court again for several days?"

"Who knows with him? He really does trust us completely!"

"This!" Yun Zhongjun rubbed his temples. "A Heavenly Emperor who doesn't care for power is truly troubling."

"Hmph! Diligent in work, yet ruined by leisure!" the Head Manager snorted.

The Head Manager looked at the scroll in his sleeve. Although somewhat reluctant, he had no choice but to crush it, letting it disappear into nothingness.