University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 415 - 342: Think You’re Too Skinny, So You Buy Pig Feed to Fatten Yourself Up?

Chapter 415: Chapter 342: Think You’re Too Skinny, So You Buy Pig Feed to Fatten Yourself Up?

Although surprised,

seeing the police car, Chen Mu wasn’t overly flustered.

He’s just a school doctor.

If the sky falls,

it’s not his problem to solve.

While Chen Mu showed no reaction, Secretary Lu was walking and cleaning his glasses.

Upon seeing the police car,

he didn’t even have time to put his glasses back on before quickly running over to the police car.

With a welcoming smile, he greeted the uncle in the hat just getting out of the car: "Hello, I’m the secretary of Hai City University, my surname is Lu. There any issue at our Hai City University that brought you here suddenly?"

"Student fight? Or something stolen in the dormitory?"

"Since you’re here, the school will surely cooperate actively."

The two uncles in hats took a deep look at Secretary Lu and shook their heads in unison.

It was neither of those...

Before Secretary Lu could even breathe a sigh of relief,

one of the uncles in hats spoke seriously: "The situation at your school is much more severe than the two possibilities you just guessed."

"After all! It’s a matter of life and death!"

Life and death?

Secretary Lu’s mind went "buzz",

nearly losing his footing.

Luckily, Chen Mu came over and helped him just in time,

preventing Secretary Lu from collapsing to the ground.

—

"The police showed up; what did the fragile university students stir up this time?"

"Life and death? Could it be some vicious fighting incident?"

"But it doesn’t seem like it! Look at that uncle in a hat on the left, he’s always sneaking a smile; if it were really a matter of life and death, he wouldn’t be smiling, right?"

"Oh my! You onlookers do notice everything! Is he really sneaking a smile?"

"It’s clear he’s trying hard to suppress a smile, but no matter how much he tries, he can’t hold it back?"

"I’m a bit curious now about what bizarre antics those fragile university students at Hai City University have pulled off this time..."

"I already have my watermelon ready!"

"You guys are just... I’ll go grab some sunflower seeds..."

"..."

—

Chen Mu pointed to a dormitory building behind them and said, "Gentlemen, since it’s a matter of life and death, why don’t we walk and talk?"

The two uncles in hats who were busy working every day.

Apparently weren’t aware that Hai City University was partnering with a production crew to do a live broadcast show.

After taking just two steps,

they couldn’t help but point to the camera behind Chen Mu and said: "Actually, not everything is suitable for live broadcast. After this incident is spread around, it might not be good for Hai City University’s reputation."

At this point,

Secretary Lu had snapped out of his earlier intense emotions.

Listening to the uncle in the hat,

he waved his hand helplessly, "Gentlemen, everyone watching the live broadcast now knows a matter of life and death occurred at Hai City University..."

"If we cut off the live broadcast at this point, it would truly impact Hai City University’s reputation because we can never predict the extent of the imagination of netizens."

That’s true.

The two uncles in hats took a look in the direction of the camera.

This time,

very in sync, they chose not to say anything further.

In this era of overly developed internet,

many uncles in hats have dealt with cases related to online opinion.

Some people might have just said something wrong online,

and they’ll be chased and scolded for a long time.

Eventually, finding it unbearable, they choose to call the police.

If the live broadcast is really interrupted at this time,

who knows how bad the rumors about Hai City University could get?!

With this thought,

the two uncles in hats gave them a dorm room number.

Secretary Lu found a student to lead the way and then rubbed his hands, inquiring: "Could you tell me, what’s the life-threatening case involving our school’s student?"

Pfft—

As if recalling something very funny, even before speaking, one of the uncles in hats couldn’t help but chuckle.

The other uncle in the hat showed more restraint in holding back laughter.

While his companion’s shoulders were trembling, he explained to Secretary Lu calmly the reason they were called to Hai City University.

"It’s like this..."

These two uncles in hats are the police officers from the precinct responsible for Hai City University’s jurisdiction.

Early this morning,

they received a cross-region report call, the caller was a Taobao seller, extremely agitated.

After evidence was provided by the caller,

and repeatedly verified,

the two uncles in hats learned about an incredibly absurd incident.

This Taobao seller specializes in pig feed.

The uncle in a hat had barely gotten this far before being interrupted by Secretary Lu, "Gentlemen, could there be some misunderstanding?"

"This is a university campus, how would it even relate to a Taobao seller who sells pig feed?"

"Moreover, all the students from our agricultural college are currently out in fields for classes, guided by professors. No students who would use pig feed are currently at school these past two weeks."

Knowing full well that the uncles in hats came because they already had evidence,

Secretary Lu,

still couldn’t come up with a reasonable explanation.

—

"Gasp! If that’s the case, students on campus indeed wouldn’t connect with a Taobao seller of pig feed!"

"Could it be that this seller owns another online store and received negative reviews from university students, and thus reported a false alarm?"

"Hardly, right? Who doesn’t know Hai City University is doing a live broadcast now? Reporting a false alarm during a live stream would be like sending themselves to prison!"

"Then I really can’t fathom how fragile university students could have any link with a Taobao seller of pig feed..."

"I can’t either, surely the fragile university students aren’t eating pig feed themselves?"

"That stuff isn’t edible for humans, right?"

"..."

—

"Secretary."

Seeing a flustered Secretary Lu, Chen Mu helplessly stopped him.

"Let’s hear what the uncles in hats have to say first," Chen Mu softly reminded.

"My apologies, I was over-excited." Realizing it, Secretary Lu immediately apologized.

The two uncles in hats shook their heads, indicating they didn’t mind.

Listening to the discussions among students around,

it was understandable that plenty of ambulances had come to Hai City University recently, and the school leaders’ unstable emotions were a normal phenomenon.

"It went like this..."

"According to records provided by the Taobao seller, a student from your school purchased pig feed additives on Taobao. The seller advertised them online as making one gain five pounds a day."

Chen Mu’s mouth twitched slightly, "Is this true..."

The uncle in a hat shrugged: "Whether this figure is accurate should be asked from someone knowledgeable, but accuracy isn’t the point."

"The point is, according to the chat record from the seller, last night at midnight, the student who bought the pig feed from your school left a message for him."

"He said he would start eating pig feed three meals a day from today to gain weight. If he didn’t gain five pounds a day, he would lodge a complaint against the Taobao seller."

Chen Mu and Secretary Lu stared at each other, both thinking the information from the uncles in hats was a lot to take in: "Huh?"