Who Let Him Cultivate?! (WX)-Chapter 406: Meng Jingzhou’s Immortal Calamity

Within the mental space.

Despite his mortal frame, Lu Yang assisted Meng Jingzhou in resisting an immortal’s calamity—a touching act of immeasurable virtue.

“Just watch me teach this Meng boy a lesson! What does he mean by saying it makes no difference whether this immortal is here or not?!” The Everlasting Immortal Fairy bristled like a kitten with claws bared, prepared to give Meng Jingzhou a piece of her mind.

“Immortal Fairy, Immortal Fairy, Old Meng is just a mortal running his mouth. He’s not worth your anger.” Lu Yang desperately clutched her arm to prevent her from storming out. ƒreeωebnovel.ƈom

The Everlasting Immortal Fairy huffed. “Tell me—haven’t I been kind enough to help him think of a solution, all on your account? I treated him decently, didn’t I? And this is how he repays me? By slandering me?”

“Immortal Fairy, you are magnanimous. Old Meng is young and insensible. Please let it slide this time.”

The Everlasting Immortal Fairy begrudgingly plopped back down, swinging her tiny feet petulantly. “Tell me then, which of the Meng boy’s criteria don’t I fit?”

“Old Meng said that someone with an ancient immortal inside them should have endless miraculous luck?” Lu Yang tentatively responded.

“Didn’t I make you the acting sect leader of the almighty Dao-Seeking Sect, with even Lass Yun obeying your orders?! You even hosted the Five-Elements Sect!”

“Then what about wielding battered ancient relics as weapons?”

“Isn’t your Mingyue Sword exactly that? It’s an immortal’s flying sword meticulously forged by the Heaven Mandate Immortal himself, treasured by the Qilin Immortal, and handled with extreme care until those two lasses from the Dragon and Phoenix tribes snapped it.”

“Then what about holding earth-shattering secrets?”

“All those secret ancient tales I’ve shared—aren’t they secrets? Where else could you hear them?”

Lu Yang pondered. True, if I share her stories with others, the dignified image the pretentious Heaven Mandate Immortal worked so hard to maintain would crumble. Those do count as earth-shattering secrets.

“And what about being well-versed in sundry cultivation methods?”

“Haven’t I been demonstrating how one can cultivate through sleep? Not to mention the most ancient Swallowing Heaven Devouring Earth art that can boost your cultivation speed.”

“What about being unbeatable among peers?”

The Everlasting Immortal Fairy grew smug at this. In a flash, she stood up on the bed and peered down at Lu Yang with pride.

“Have you forgotten the Unbeatable Golden Core I taught you? It lets you become unbeatable among peers of the same level and win every battle. Only I can achieve that—not even the Mandate Immortal, Qilin Immortal, or anyone else!

“Also, when you were the acting sect leader, didn’t you defeat Golden Core, Nascent Soul, and Divine Transfiguration experts while being merely at the Foundation Establishment Stage? Could you have done that without me?”

“Then what about spouting astounding wisdom far beyond one’s level?”

The Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s excitement waned, and she sat back on the bed, her resentment toward Meng Jingzhou now dissipated.

“Despite your young age, you already know more secret tales of immortals and the ancient era, making you more erudite than Fusion cultivators. Doesn’t this count?”

“What about beautiful women throwing themselves at you?”

The Everlasting Immortal Fairy revealed a rare troubled look and hissed. “Having beautiful women throw themselves at you might be a bit tricky. However, you still have plenty of pretty girls around you, such as Lass Yun, your junior sister Tao Yaoye, that little lass from the Moon Laurel Immortal Palace...what was her name again—oh right, Lan Ting.”

“...But I knew them all before you were revived.”

“Shall I graciously hug you instead?”

Lu Yang eyed her exquisite face that ranked first among the Ten Ancient Beauties and calmly declined. My fortune and fate are too fragile to withstand the Everlasting Immortal Fairy—the source of curses.

“And what about treating exploring secret domains like going home?”

“That’s a bit hard. Most secret domains I know are probably gone... wait, haven’t you been to the Everlasting Secret Domain? My kitchen’s there!”

Lu Yang, “...”

Old Meng is absolutely right. How am I anything like someone with an ancient immortal inside them? I’ve survived until now only because of my tough fate.

Even my shifu’s childhood tale about having an ancient ferocious beast sealed inside him sounds more believable.

Having pacified the ruffled Everlasting Immortal Fairy, Lu Yang finally exited his mental space.

“Remember—you owe me a life.”

“?” It’s not Lu Yang’s first time acting unhinged. Meng Jingzhou didn’t pay much mind to Lu Yang’s eccentricities.

“Old Horse, go to the nearest city. We’ll gather some news.” Meng Jingzhou patted the old horse.

The old horse ambled unhurriedly, as if it knew where the city was.

As the carriage traversed a lonely mountain path, a torrential rain pelted down without warning, as though the heavens sought to wash the world clean.

Boom! A thunderous noise echoed above, sounding like something massively heavy was tumbling down.

The two lifted the carriage curtain to peer through the curtain of rain. The mountain convulsed violently, spewing mud and rocks like a rampaging wild beast wreaking havoc as it tore madly down the slope. Countless trees were uprooted by the mudslide, toppling and tumbling down the mountain.

“It’s a landslide!”

Crash! The sludge charged toward the carriage like underworld soldiers.

Fortunately, the old horse’s cultivation was profound, and the carriage was a magical treasure; mere natural disasters in the mortal world did not pose a threat to the carriage.

After the landslide was over, the two assessed the situation.

“Both front and back are blocked.”

Meng Jingzhou frowned. The carriage was unharmed, but both the road ahead and behind were blocked by mud and rocks, making passage impossible.

If the old horse chose to, they could escape. However, judging by the old horse’s leisurely demeanor which was indistinguishable from an ordinary horse, it was clear it had no intention of intervening.

Meng Jingzhou sighed helplessly. It’s somewhat understandable. The old horse is here to ensure my safety, not serve as my servant and do everything for me. If it did, it would defeat the purpose of training.

“Clear the obstacles.”

The two disembarked and wrapped themselves with spirit energy to avoid getting drenched by the rain. They each unleashed their methods against the debris.

“Crushing Fist!” Meng Jingzhou employed Crushing Fist again. While it lacked destructive power, its impact was tremendous, suitable for dealing with weaker cultivators.

Boom! The debris ahead swayed slightly. Meng Jingzhou mustered his strength and unleashed a barrage of Crushing Fists, his punches carving a road through the sludge.

Not to be outdone, Lu Yang activated his spell, focusing his gaze as he slightly parted his mouth. “Swallowing Heaven Devouring Earth!” With a sharp inhalation, Lu Yang sucked up all the debris at the back!

Meng Jingzhou was awestruck. This move is so formidable! So much debris vanished in just a breath!

“Care to learn?” Lu Yang grinned mischievously. Meng Jingzhou instinctively sensed a conspiracy within.

The two were about to continue their conversation when they heard another rumbling sound from above again.

Meng Jingzhou bellowed, “Another landslide? Is this never-ending?!”

Lu Yang silently stared at Meng Jingzhou, seeming to have understood the reason. I’m an innocent bystander implicated in this calamity, just like the fishes dying from the river drying up because the water was used to extinguish the fire at the city’s gates.

“We want to go to the city, but there are undoubtedly women inside the city. With your karmic backlash, you won’t be able to enter the city. I’m purely collateral damage.”

“What should we do then?” Realization dawned upon Meng Jingzhou.

“You stay here. I’ll proceed alone.”

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