Who Let Him Cultivate?! (WX)-Chapter 945: Clothing

Yun Zhi had always considered herself someone who remained unruffled in all kinds of situations, capable of calmly analyzing any problem, such as the terrifying lightning she faced, her first battle with an immortal, the moment she discovered Lu Yang’s exceptional talent in spells...

Some issues remained unresolved, but she had at least maintained her composure throughout.

After hearing the Everlasting Immortal Fairy’s words, however, her mind genuinely struggled to process them.

Plop.

Lu Yang was so startled that he dropped the spirit fruit in his hand, and it rolled away to some unknown corner.

“I...I am Lu Yang,” he hastily announced his true identity.

If I allow the Everlasting Immortal Fairy to continue speaking, who knows what world-shocking things she may spout next?

At that time, Big Senior Sister may be reluctant to lay hands on the Immortal Fairy, which means the unlucky one will be me!

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Within the guest room, Lu Yang and the Everlasting Immortal Fairy knelt side by side in silence, obediently listening to Yun Zhi’s lecture.

Yun Zhi paced before them with a ruler in hand. The two trembled like a leaf, not daring to move or even lift their heads, lest they suffer a beating from the ruler.

“Senior Immortal Fairy, there are things one must not utter carelessly. They can easily lead to great chaos. Do you know that?

“I can understand your desire to protect Little Junior Brother, but you must not go overboard. If outsiders were to hear this, they might think something happened between the two of you, affecting both your reputations.”

“I was wrong. I won’t ever lie again.” The Everlasting Immortal Fairy bowed her head, acknowledging her mistake with a fairly sincere attitude. If not for her insufficient literary skills, she might even have felt the urge to write a formal letter of apology.

Given how rare it was for the Everlasting Immortal Fairy to admit her faults, most of the alarm that had made Yun Zhi’s heart pound subsided.

Scaring them a little is enough. I can’t actually beat them with the ruler.

Unfortunately, the monarch chair had been left behind at Heaven’s Gate Peak. Yun Zhi fetched a random chair from the room and sat before the two, listening to Lu Yang recount the sequence of events.

“In other words, the moon laurel tree was the problem, causing you to shrink when you ignited it?”

“Not just me—all the immortal palace disciples have shrunk.”

Yun Zhi nodded. This matter was neither trivial nor serious. Just like Elder Zhou Yulu had said, the shrinking and loss of cultivation were temporary. As long as they didn’t venture out during this period, no major issues should arise.

Of course, it would also be best if no one else secretly infiltrates the immortal palace like me.

“Big Senior Sister, do you have a way to return me to normal?” Lu Yang looked hopefully at his seemingly omnipotent Big Senior Sister. This child’s body is terribly inconvenient. I have to jump on a stool and stretch hard to reach spirit fruits.

Yun Zhi didn’t answer directly, beckoning to him instead. “Come here, let me examine you.”

“Oh.”

Yun Zhi pinched Lu Yang’s cheek, then caressed his little head. She shook her head regretfully, dashing his hopes. “This won’t do. I’m not well-versed in pharmacology. In situations like yours, you will have to rely on time to recover.”

The Everlasting Immortal Fairy looked puzzled. Is this matter truly so difficult?

I’m not well-versed in pharmacology either, but returning Xiao Yangzi to normal would be quite easy. However, once he changes back, I’ll no longer get to knead and squeeze him as I please.

Lass Yun just taught me not to lie, so I presume she must be speaking the truth now. This proves that she genuinely lacks the ability.

Looking at it from this perspective, Lass Yun indeed can’t compare to me, the Everlasting Immortal Fairy mused gleefully. Aside from wisdom, I’ve found yet another area where I’m better than Lass Yun.

“Don’t you have suitable clothing?” Yun Zhi noticed Lu Yang’s garments were abnormally loose.

“No.”

“How about this? Find a piece of clothing, and I’ll tailor it for you.”

Lu Yang’s face lit up with delight. “Big Senior Sister, you know how to tailor clothes?”

“I learned it as a child, but it’s been a long time since I’ve practiced. I hope I haven’t grown rusty.”

Just as Lu Yang was about to go and find some clothes, he realized that apart from the garment wrapped around him, his other clothes were all stored inside his identity jade tablet.

And without his magical power, he couldn’t access it now.

Yun Zhi reached out and retrieved a set of clothes from Lu Yang’s identity jade tablet. This had nothing to do with cultivation—it was her privilege as acting sect leader.

She carefully scrutinized Lu Yang, forming a design in her mind. With her finger as a blade, she cut the garment into a size suited for Lu Yang’s current form. Following that, she took out a needle and thread from her own identity jade tablet. Stitch by stitch, she crafted the clothing for Lu Yang—cutting, sewing, adding patterns, smoothing wrinkles...

Yun Zhi’s movements were fluid, nothing like the “rusty” skill from lack of practice as she had claimed. On the contrary, Lu Yang had never seen anyone surpass her craftsmanship in this regard.

“It’s done.”

Yun Zhi flicked the clothing. It was a white outfit with blue edging, the workmanship exquisite.

Lu Yang received it with care, as if acquiring a supreme treasure. Come to think of it, this is my first time receiving something handmade by Big Senior Sister. Setting aside its practical value, its commemorative significance alone is extraordinary.

“By the way, Senior Immortal Fairy, did you suggest letting the immortal palace people drink from the Twins River?” Yun Zhi finally recalled the main purpose of her visit.

“Yes. Didn’t they say they want children? Drinking from the Twins River would be perfect for that.”

“Are there any precautions to note when drinking the river water? For instance, is there a specific amount one should consume each time?”

“I’m not so particular about the things I create. One bowl is sufficient. Drinking more or even plunging headfirst into the river won’t matter; you won’t give birth to quadruplets just because you drank more.

“Also, a person can only drink from the Twins River once in their lifetime. The second time will have no effect; it becomes no different from ordinary river water.”

Yun Zhi nodded inwardly. It seems the Twins River and the Mother-Child River are used in the same manner, differing only slightly in their effects.

“In that case, Little Junior Brother, take care of yourself here at the immortal palace. Return to the Dao-Seeking Sect whenever you wish.” Yun Zhi rose to take her leave. Despite some twists and turns on this trip, her goal had ultimately been achieved.

After bidding goodbye to Yun Zhi, Lu Yang told the Everlasting Immortal Fairy to close her eyes and not look at him.

“I need to change.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t peek.”

Lu Yang slipped into his new clothes with a rustle. They fit perfectly, and he appeared renewed, brimming with energy. Previously, when he was wrapped in his clothes like a blanket, he resembled a patient.

Not long after Lu Yang had changed, he heard Lan Ting knock on the door. “Senior Brother Lu Yang, are you in?”

“Come in.”

Lan Ting was dressed in new clothes and carried another set in her arms. A mischievous smile tugged at the corner of her mouth.

“Senior Brother Lu Yang, the elders just went down the mountain and bought clothes for everyone. However, they forgot about your situation and purchased only women’s garments. Would you like to make do with this... Eh? You already have clothes?”

She stared at the well-dressed Lu Yang in surprise. My plan has failed.

“Ah, yes. I happened to have brought a set of children’s clothes with me,” Lu Yang said with an awkward laugh. I can’t exactly say that Big Senior Sister had visited and made me a new outfit on the spot.

Lan Ting looked at Lu Yang with a peculiar expression. Why would Senior Brother Lu Yang carry children’s clothes with him?