It’s 2100, and Vincent Carter – Ying – is a twenty-year-old virgin with a penchant for profanity, he has but three guiding principles:“In a world where honour and valour seem like unaffordable luxuries, cowardice remains the pragmatist’s ultimate virtue. Spinelessness isn’t shameful, it’s simply self-preservative romance.”“Doubt is unironically the cheapest superpower a person can have, after all if it’s human, it’s probably plotting something. And if it’s plotting something, it’s probably hiding something. And if it’s hiding something… well, you get the idea. So question everything, one sceptical step at a time.”And lastly,“Muscle heads – because who needs brains when you can just flex your way through life? Couldn’t be me, I’ll tell you that much.”Armed with nothing but these… questionable (?) values, as well as experiences shaped by a hellish life in the slums, Ying dives headfirst into the latest VR sensation – Cultivation Climax, a world brimming with great magic, ancient mysteries, and blood-curdling conspiracies just waiting to be unravelled.However, because Ying’s life is just that kind of special, he is greeted with a rather ‘lovely’ surprise upon opening his eyes to the new world…Ding![Your misfortune is truly astounding!][You have awakened the absolute WORST talent for Cultivation!]‘…’“…W-what?!”Yes, what indeed.
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- Chapter 49: You are being followed
- Chapter 48: The night is young, but we are even younger!
- Chapter 47: Two siblings in a ward
- Chapter 46: Death Penalty (1)
- Chapter 45: Know your place
- Chapter 44: Fairy’s Hearth
- Chapter 43: Death Bargain
- Chapter 42: You are me
- Chapter 41: Unfamiliar memories
- Chapter 40: Andersen
- Chapter 39: Dear Quickie
- Chapter 38: The Unknowable
- Chapter 37: Fate is dead
- Chapter 36: Versus Qing Lo
- Chapter 35: Earthworm
- Chapter 34: Truth
- Chapter 33: Ghost
- Chapter 32: Disposition of King
- Chapter 31: Pain Factor
- Chapter 30: Let the games begin
- Chapter 29: On this silent night
- Chapter 28: Smile
- Chapter 27: Gold Library Pass
- Chapter 26: Dilemmas
- Chapter 25: Comprehension
- Chapter 24: Great Tidal Sword Art
- Chapter 23: Vain ideals
- Chapter 22: The duel
- Chapter 21: Substance List
- Chapter 20: The Eastern Continent
- Chapter 19: The Xian residence
- Chapter 18: Grades
- Chapter 17: Rising Feather
- Chapter 16: Treachery
- Chapter 15: The bushes are moving
- Chapter 14: The walking Chestnut
- Chapter 13: To persuade a skeptic
- Chapter 12: It’s brown for god’s sake!
- Chapter 11: Monster core
- Chapter 10: A damned pleasantry
- Chapter 9: Mud Fang
- Chapter 8: Ardent wish
- Chapter 7: NPCs
- Chapter 6: Han Long
- Chapter 5: Guards
- Chapter 4: Ingenuity
- Chapter 3: Forsaken-Grade Talent
- Chapter 2: Sigh, naming is such a hassle
- Chapter 1: Cultivation Climax
- Prologue
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