All My Disciples Suck! - Chapter 3: Don’t speak, give Brother Ming some face!

Lu Heng traversed to a parallel world and acquired the Celestial Destiny System, launching online live streams.A certain platform's outdoor streamer: “Could you help name my unborn child?”“My friend, you're wearing a green hat. The child has another father!”“Master, I have a goddess with whom I've had an online relationship for three years. How is this romance going to turn out?”“Your goddess is actually the old woman next door!”

One morning, after being bound to the system, MC started his routine of always being captured/ attacked by the ML.

A Mature Lady: You have a house?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Ms. Perfect: You have a car?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance?

Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.

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Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.

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They said they came from out of nowhere. There were no signs of their arrival nor there were any loud sounds.

One day, Humanity woke up and was forced to accept their existence...along with the destruction they brought with them.

Ashton West, a orphan and a transmigrator from Earth. He woke up in this near-apocalyptic world without anyone else to rely on aside from himself.

Thankfully, he was blessed with a golden finger that came with his transmigration package!

Ashton: This world needs a Hero...sadly, I can't be bothered to be one.

Ashton: Surely there's someone out there who can fulfill that role. As for me? Well...

"Being 'Humanity's Strongest Backer' doesn't sound so bad."

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