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My Scumbag System
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It's trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I've ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.Welcome to the hunt.===ADDITIONAL Tags:No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
- C.445: The Second Wife Auditions
- C.444: Three Little Words (Not Those Three)
- C.443: The Carrot and the Spank
- C.442: Property of the Bakeneko
- C.441: The Shadow and the Shameless
- C.440: Covenant Morning
- C.439: The Gyaru’s Breakfast
- C.438: Soreness Loves Company
- C.437: Casualties and Snails
- C.436: Five Covenants
- C.435: The Perfect Game
- C.434: Five Crowns, One King
- C.433: Breeding Rights & Bragging Rights
- C.432: The Queen Eats Last
- C.431: Zero Waste Policy
- C.430: Face Down, Volume Up
- C.429: Womb Service
- C.428: A Mouthful of Loyalty
- C.427: Rotation Policy
- C.426: The Understudy’s Oral Exam
- C.425: The Melt
- C.424: A Private Show for the Public
- C.423: The First Lesson in a Long Night
- C.422: The First Turn in a Vicious Game
- C.421: A Taste of Divinity (and Disaster)
- C.420: The King’s Gambit, The Queen’s Dare
- C.419: My Soul In Your System
- C.418: My Beautiful, Terrible Lie
- C.417: What I Am
- C.416: Truth or Dare
- C.415: The Madman’s Gambit
- C.414: An Honest Tyrant’s Opening Bid
- C.413: Four Paths to Ruin (or Reward)
- C.412: Five Queens and a Sleeping King
- C.411: Think Horizontally
- C.410: F-Zero, S-Class
- C.409: The Queen’s Midnight Counsel
- C.408: My First, If Not My Only
- C.407: Four Open Doors, One Right Choice
- C.406: Welcome Home, King of the Strays
- C.405: My Sister’s Variables
- C.404: Playing for the Cameras
- C.403: The Calamity Couple Takes the Stage
- C.402: The World is Now Shipping You
- C.401: The Stray Dog Steals My World
- C.400: The Calamity Couple is Trending
- C.399: Definitely, Utterly Screwed
- C.398: The Muscles Speak of My Triumph!
- C.397: The Scumbag’s Severance Package
- C.396: Victory Tastes Like Broken Ribs
- C.395: The Gardener’s Final Pruning
- C.394: The Gardener Changes the Rules
- C.393: Fuck You Is a Valid Battle Cry
- C.392: The Gardener Shows His Roots
- C.391: The Curator and His Collection
- C.390: Our Disaster
- C.389: The Devil’s Choice: Poison or Poison
- C.388: The Princess Who Ran Toward the Monsters
- C.387: Please Do Not Feed the Apparitions
- C.386: The River of Bad Memories
- C.385: Ashes to Ashes to... Glowing?
- C.384: Thermal Shock is a Bitch
- C.383: Kindling for a Crimson God
- C.382: The Truth is a Sharper Blade
- C.381: The Thawing of Celeste Vance
- C.380: A Princess is a Poor Insulator
- C.379: A River That Remembers
- C.378: My Hand Over His Heart
- C.377: Descent
- C.376: A Dagger Made From the First Tree’s Heart
- C.375: A Secret Path Through the Nursery
- C.374: Glowy McRabbitface Is a Liar
- C.373: Two Fucked-Up Kids on Watch Dut
- C.372: The Taste of a Perfect Trap
- C.371: This’ll Be Easy
- C.370: Life Water for the Worthy
- C.369: The Princess’s Ice Road
- C.368: Ten-Foot Gardening Shears
- C.367: Heat Is the Answer
- C.366: Watch Rotation for World’s End
- C.365: My Lady’s Picnic Basket
- C.364: The Arborist’s Lonely Garden
- C.363: The Three Truths of Being Screwed
- C.362: Welcome to the Black Gate
- C.361: The Bait and the Target
- C.360: Each Battle Worthy
- C.359: Two Plans for Tomorrow
- C.358: A Key to the Kingdom
- C.12: System Notification: Hand-Holding Unlocks the Tsundere Blush buff
- C.11: Felonies are More Fun With a Partner
- C.10: Congratulations! Your Manipulation Skill Has Leveled Up!
- C.9: A Wild Leech Appears! It Uses ’Indifference.’ It’s Super Effective!
- C.8: The Day My Eyes Became a Passive Debuff
- C.7: Finally, Some Real Fucking Power
- C.6: Tsundere Error 404: Respect Not Found... Or Is It?
- C.5: The Daily Life of a Reluctant Stalker
- C.4: He Cleaned His Room, Is This the Apocalypse?
- C.3: The Day the Pig Learned to Cook and My World Turned Upside Down
- C.2: Operation: Purge the Pigsty is Step One to Seducing My Stepsister
- C.1: Welcome to Your New Life, You Fat Fuck





















