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My Scumbag System
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It's trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I've ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.Welcome to the hunt.===ADDITIONAL Tags:No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
- C.422: The First Turn in a Vicious GameNEW
- C.421: A Taste of Divinity (and Disaster)NEW
- C.420: The King’s Gambit, The Queen’s DareNEW
- C.419: My Soul In Your SystemNEW
- C.418: My Beautiful, Terrible LieNEW
- C.417: What I AmNEW
- C.416: Truth or DareNEW
- C.415: The Madman’s GambitNEW
- C.414: An Honest Tyrant’s Opening BidNEW
- C.413: Four Paths to Ruin (or Reward)NEW
- C.412: Five Queens and a Sleeping KingNEW
- C.411: Think HorizontallyNEW
- C.410: F-Zero, S-ClassNEW
- C.409: The Queen’s Midnight CounselNEW
- C.408: My First, If Not My OnlyNEW
- C.407: Four Open Doors, One Right ChoiceNEW
- C.406: Welcome Home, King of the StraysNEW
- C.405: My Sister’s Variables
- C.404: Playing for the Cameras
- C.403: The Calamity Couple Takes the Stage
- C.402: The World is Now Shipping You
- C.401: The Stray Dog Steals My World
- C.400: The Calamity Couple is Trending
- C.399: Definitely, Utterly Screwed
- C.398: The Muscles Speak of My Triumph!
- C.397: The Scumbag’s Severance Package
- C.396: Victory Tastes Like Broken Ribs
- C.395: The Gardener’s Final Pruning
- C.394: The Gardener Changes the Rules
- C.393: Fuck You Is a Valid Battle Cry
- C.392: The Gardener Shows His Roots
- C.391: The Curator and His Collection
- C.390: Our Disaster
- C.389: The Devil’s Choice: Poison or Poison
- C.388: The Princess Who Ran Toward the Monsters
- C.387: Please Do Not Feed the Apparitions
- C.386: The River of Bad Memories
- C.385: Ashes to Ashes to... Glowing?
- C.384: Thermal Shock is a Bitch
- C.383: Kindling for a Crimson God
- C.382: The Truth is a Sharper Blade
- C.381: The Thawing of Celeste Vance
- C.380: A Princess is a Poor Insulator
- C.379: A River That Remembers
- C.378: My Hand Over His Heart
- C.377: Descent
- C.376: A Dagger Made From the First Tree’s Heart
- C.375: A Secret Path Through the Nursery
- C.374: Glowy McRabbitface Is a Liar
- C.373: Two Fucked-Up Kids on Watch Dut
- C.372: The Taste of a Perfect Trap
- C.371: This’ll Be Easy
- C.370: Life Water for the Worthy
- C.369: The Princess’s Ice Road
- C.368: Ten-Foot Gardening Shears
- C.367: Heat Is the Answer
- C.366: Watch Rotation for World’s End
- C.365: My Lady’s Picnic Basket
- C.364: The Arborist’s Lonely Garden
- C.363: The Three Truths of Being Screwed
- C.362: Welcome to the Black Gate
- C.361: The Bait and the Target
- C.360: Each Battle Worthy
- C.359: Two Plans for Tomorrow
- C.358: A Key to the Kingdom
- C.357: I Don’t Lend My Assets
- C.356: The New Normal [2/2]
- C.355: The New Normal [1/2]
- C.354: Three Women, One Shirtless Guy, and a Burnt Egg
- C.353: Morning-After Yoga, As Performed By A Drunk Penguin
- C.352: My Healer Has An Infinite Stamina Glitch, And We Decided To Stress-Test It All Night
- C.351: A Sovereign’s Guide to Breaking a Good Girl
- C.350: Why Would I Run?
- C.349: My Boyfriend (Who Isn’t My Boyfriend) Invited Me To His Room And I Am Not Okay
- C.348: A Tale of Two Professors
- C.347: Status Report From The Other Side
- C.346: A Queen Must Be Taught Her Place, And The Lesson Begins On Her Knees
- C.345: How To Handle A Rank 10 Tsundere’s Jealousy
- C.344: My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully Flirted
- C.343: Debriefing The Mission
- C.342: Status Report: 295 SP, One Angry Goth Girl, And A Very Suspicious Message
- C.341: Post-Dungeon Clarity
- C.340: Internal Hostile Takeover
- C.339: Welcome to the Botanical Uprising
- C.338: Robots, Roses, and Really Bad Feelings
- C.337: Team Alpha Goes to the Murder Garden
- C.336: Team Alpha’s First Field Trip
- C.335: The Only Thing Scarier Than a Bad Pull is My Stepsister’s "We Need to Talk" Voice
- C.12: System Notification: Hand-Holding Unlocks the Tsundere Blush buff
- C.11: Felonies are More Fun With a Partner
- C.10: Congratulations! Your Manipulation Skill Has Leveled Up!
- C.9: A Wild Leech Appears! It Uses ’Indifference.’ It’s Super Effective!
- C.8: The Day My Eyes Became a Passive Debuff
- C.7: Finally, Some Real Fucking Power
- C.6: Tsundere Error 404: Respect Not Found... Or Is It?
- C.5: The Daily Life of a Reluctant Stalker
- C.4: He Cleaned His Room, Is This the Apocalypse?
- C.3: The Day the Pig Learned to Cook and My World Turned Upside Down
- C.2: Operation: Purge the Pigsty is Step One to Seducing My Stepsister
- C.1: Welcome to Your New Life, You Fat Fuck























