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... “Lever goes there, Balin.”

“Got it.” *Clank*

“Oh Gods, oh Gods, oh Gods.”

“Is the spigot in place, Richter?”

*meeeeeh!!!*

“Aye.”

“Let it go, Balin!”

*CRUNCH*

“Oh Gods, oh Gods, oh Gods.”

“Was it supposed to make that sound?!”

“Uhh… let me check.”

...

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