Damn it! You Call This Beast Taming? - Chapter 117 - How Terrifying

“If Gao ○○ and Zhen Jingwen both confessed to you at the same time, who would you choose? Heheheh, it’s so hard to choose! Can I just have both?!”

“What do I do if my GF likes BL? Shit! What’re girls reading all that stuff for? They should get married and have kids while they’re still young.”

“How would you guys rate my sister? Let me see…She looks pretty good. Old rules, 10 if she’s up to f*ck, 0 if she’s not, hahaha.”

“Disgusting homosexuals spreading Aids, perverted fujoshis are cancer of society!”

Not only did college student Xia Chuan have stage II advanced straight male cancer, he even had severe homophobia, much less being able to stand the existence of fujoshis. But then, he suddenly met with the greatest crisis of his life—

After waking up, he actually grew an organ only a girl would have between his perineum!

Was this not a dream?

Impossible…

Xia Chuan couldn’t stop his brain from recalling an ancient post on Baidu:

What if you turned into a girl one day?

—First, show your brothers a good time!

De! Fi! Nite! Ly! Not!!!! Xia Chuan pulled up his pants with gritted teeth and swore to defend his virginity to the death.

- Description from Novelupdates

This story is set during the end of the Sui Dynasty, a time where multiple powers struggled for supremacy and power.

Into the fray enters two orphans Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling; these two youths by many chances and luck obtain ‘The Secret to Long Life’ allowing the two to obtain profound martial abilities and a chance to rise to the top in this age of turmoil.

One sentence copy: What should I do if the genius tyrant can’t move? Make do with it, how can you leave?
Jing You is a genius who loves money, like a money-making machine without emotion. The president’s life skills are blank, and Jiang Shengyan is both a secretary and a mother.
We have known each other for ten years and worked together for five years.
The relationship between Jing You and his secretary Jiang Shengyan changed quietly on the day Jiang Shengyan asked for leave to go on a blind date.
Jing·Puzzled·You: If Jiang Shengyan gets married, where can I find such a suitable secretary?
Absolutely! Do not! Can! by!
It must be because there is not enough work!
Jingyou: Secretary Jiang, please come to my house to work overtime tonight.
Jiang Shengyan: I have a plot against a person, but she doesn’t know it. Then I had to use my own way to turn ten years into a lifetime.
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So a person who loves money, always repeats the sentence in his dreams: “Sister Fairy, I will give you all the money I make.”
That unique gentle tone made Jiang Shengyan go crazy with jealousy.
As everyone knows, the fairy sister Jing You babbles is her.
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The entire secretarial room thought that its president was an emotionless machine.
Until someone saw Secretary Jiang press the president on the table to kiss him.
Everyone in the secretary room: I can do the CP of the president and secretary Jiang!
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#Later, Jiang Shengyan finally knew that the president was trying to make money because of her.
Money Pot, Vinegar, Elegant President Shou x Gentleness, Black Belly, Fairy Secretary Attack (Gong Shou only represents character, hold high the banner of mutual attack)
Modern overhead, same-sex marriage. The sand sculpture Su Shuangtian, the golden finger is thick enough.

Edible Guidelines:
1. The age difference is 7 years old, and the secretary’s mother is a girlfriend
2. The president’s appearance is immobile, but in fact it is a two-way crush
3. This is a president who loves money very much.
4. All members are not in one channel series

*This article has no prototype, please respect the author’s creative achievements and do not mention other works in the comment area, thank you.

Content tags: The wealthy family has a soft spot near the water tower sweet text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Jing You, Jiang Shengyan ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:

- Description from novelbuddy

Sports + time travel + system + blood

Traveling back to 2018, Su Bei of the Dragon Kingdom became a player of the Lakers. He got the McGrady template at the beginning, the finals, the World Cup in 19 years, the Olympic Games will not be a pity, and the boss (Kobe)…

At this moment, because of the arrival of Subei, the NBA’s small ball era has changed! ! !

James: “Sue, he is the best player.”

Durant: “What is the best offense, Su is the best textbook!!!!”

Adorable God Curry: “Su, is the ceiling of this era!!”

(This is a parallel world, don’t over-introduce some characters and plots, there are some small changes, in short, it’s very cool and beautiful.)

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