Dragon War God - Chapter 47 - Three-Time Pants-Wetter

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world.

Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank!

Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe…

Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run

Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

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“Died by Truck-Kun. Reborn in a whorehouse. Blessed by a demonic system. And now? I'm about to make this entire fantasy world moan my name.”Kael Rennhart was just another overworked salaryman on earth—until fate and uncle-kun gave him a one-way ticket to Virelia, a mystical world of swords and sorcery.Waking up in the body of a broke brothel worker with zero prospects, Kael thought he hit rock bottom… until the Porn Empire System awakened inside him.[System Activated: Welcome, Embodiment of Lust.][Mission: Build the greatest adult entertainment empire in the realm.][Failure Condition: Eternal blue balls.]Now, with Lust Points to farm, kinks to unlock, and a cast of dangerously hot women (and men, and elves, and orcs, and... others) joining his cause, Kael must rise from gutter-level debauchery to become the Lust Overlord of the continent.But power, pleasure, and profit don’t come easy...

My name is Charlemagne Theron, yes, that’s right, that’s the Theron you think of, and Ajan Lor’themar is my younger brother.

Don’t call me Daqiang, or I guarantee you will be beaten to three quarters to death. As a reliable time traveler, I will tell you responsibly, I…

“Charlemagne, what are you muttering, today is the day when my younger brother will inherit the position of Ranger General, you don’t want to be used by Cirvanas and Vereesa Hurry up when the arrow hits your nostril.”

“…Okay, my dear Alleria, here we go.”

When the two walked away holding hands, an imperceptible figure appeared on the spot.

“Brother, I wish you a happy Shura field.”

I am Charlemagne Theron, I have led the people to participate in the orc war, defeated the ancient gods and the second fool, I also fought against the Burning Legion, and I have made contributions to Azeroth , I bring salt for myself.

(PS: Don’t call me Daqiang, unless you want to grow an arrow from a certain key part behind you.)

In an apocalyptic world where resources are limited and only the rich gets to survive, money is not a want; It's a need.Terrence Ardwil is a man who has been loyal to the government his entire life. He is part of the “Mission for Life” unit— a unit created to lessen the human's total population in the hope of making humanity survive even longer.He was already satisfied with how he lived until an incident happened that resulted in his unfortunate death.When he thought he had died, he suddenly fell from the sky and woke up 2 years back in time.Be it getting rich, saving humanity, or building his own empire? With the special system he acquired, he is determined to make everything possible in his second life![Ding! The Money Making System has successfully chosen you!]