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... as offended by gravity itself.

"This is bad. Very bad. If the demons have a direct line to the royal meeting room, we’re practically fighting naked in front of a mirror that insults us."

He paced like a mad poet. "I need to go. I need to personally snatch that rat by the wig and shove a squirrel in their—"

"Stop," Raven cut in, raising a hand.

Crisaius blinked. "...Stop? Boy, I know you’re tired, but this isn’t the time to play chess with fate."

"I’m serio ...

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