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... position. There appeared to be a hole about eight centimeters wide on his left butt cheek and blood was oozing out.

"Lukas, go and use the bandage on the guy's butt," said Zusk f𝘳𝚎𝐞we𝐛𝑛𝐨𝘃e𝘭.co𝘮

"No sir, this is all your fault in the first place," said Lukas (Would bandage even has any meaning with a wound like that?).

"Hey, how should I know a guy would fall from the balcony, besides, I AM NOT GONNA TOUCH A MAN's BUTT!"

"But you are the captain, sir."

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