Even Death Grew Tired of Killing Me - Chapter 34 - 29

“Look, I don’t need to be the strongest — I just need to be slightly stronger than the guy trying to kill me.”---Zayn Eldrake was nothing more than a nameless extra in the grand tale of summoned heroes — a disposable swordsman in the legendary Hero of Light’s party, fated to die in an early battle against the monsters of the Apocalypse.But when he awakens in this doomed body with memories of his past life, he refuses to meet the same pathetic end.He knows the story. He knows the heroes. He knows their strengths, their weaknesses… and most importantly, their women.With the power of [Devourer’s Pact], Zayn can consume the abilities of those he defeats, transforming himself into something far greater than a mere extra.Strength, magic, divine blessings — everything in this world is his for the taking. And if fate itself stands in his way? He’ll devour that too.

I died a virgin right after winning the lottery. Bad luck? That's my brand. So when a Grim Reaper offered me reincarnation with a gacha system for a “second chance,” I should've known better than to trust my luck.I rolled... an orc. The only fat orc in my entire tribe.The dungeon's demon lord gave me three years to lose weight or die. I trained harder than anyone, became stronger than most warriors in my tribe, but my belly stayed huge.With hours left to live, I made the dumbest decision of both my lives: if I'm dying anyway, might as well lose my virginity first.[Virginity Lost! System activated!][Obtain dungeon control upon complete subjugation]Turns out I was supposed to be a DUNGEON MASTER, not a slave warrior. And turns out I've committed the ultimate taboo: interspecies breeding, forbidden across all civilizations. Now I'm a fugitive.Humans, demons, and monsters alike want me dead. My own kind thinks I'm disgusting. I have absolutely nothing left to lose.Time to turn the worst gacha pull in history into the greatest dungeon the world has ever seen.

Life isn’t dramatic.

Takasugi Shinsaku once mentioned, “The mind to bring interest to an otherwise uninteresting world”, but if you’ll let me have my say, “An otherwise uninteresting world is also interesting”.

The world is just right with this level of boredom.

That is the conclusion to the results of my, Kagoshima Akira’s seventeen years of lived experience.

It’s not like anything’s ever going to happen.

I mean.

Witches from other worlds,

and cyber soldiers paying a visit from the future,

and psychics fighting under the instruction of research institutions

don’t exist, after all.

What happens when a Good Faithful Servant of Christ dies from being overworked?Thane did not expect that he, a Five Talent Christian, would be offered a reincarnation package, something that the Bible doesn't even mention once, and also carry a special perk of his choice!Thane’s choice? What else would a Bible-Believing, Grace Driven Christian chose but to have the ability to watch TV, any time, anywhere, and would still be not disrupted of his time with work, ministry, and possibly love.Yes. What else can one ask for than a TV that slows down time so you can binge watch through the busiest of days?It sounded perfect — until he realized he wasn't reincarnating into Earth again, but a magic-filled fantasy world of dragons, mages, knights, and goblins!Armed with an overpowered remote control in this Christian Isekai, Thane must struggle against evil kings, demon lords, and the pressures of getting a girlfriend since he was apparently celibate on his last life! But most importantly, this overworked Christian can now make up for all his toil on Earth and binge-watch the heavens out of his Celestial TV!Don't change the channel! Thane's adventure begins!“The pen maybe mightier than the sword, but can it compete with HD TV?”- Thane Wallaby. Probably.