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... bury him, grabbing him by the throat when I saw him look dazedly around.

"GODDAMMIT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" I stood up and walked to the wall to bang my head against it.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DID I JUST GET SCREWED OVER BY MYSELF?

After a good bash and a muffled, old scream from the adjoining room to shut up, I went to the bathtub and conjured up a tissue to wipe myself down, YET AGAIN.

Then I remembered that if I had conjured up towels while washing us both, they would ...

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