Football Coaching Game: Starting With SSS-Rank Player - Chapter 139: EFL Trophy Semi-Final [2]

Trying to hit on Shinobu mommy.

Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion.Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.”Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens.My name’s Ren.And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.”(Yeah. That’s literally what it said.)My peaceful new life? Over.Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls:A sword-swinging elf.A fire mage with zero personal boundaries.A strict class rep who faints if I so much as look at her.And a witch who cursed the bathroom mirror to spy on me.They’re beautiful.They’re powerful.They’re dangerously obsessed.And if I mess this up, someone’s going to get hurt—maybe me.Reject them too late? Game over.Fall for one of them? Even worse.This isn’t a dating sim.It’s survival of the cutest.Welcome to my life. It's not just a harem. It's a hostage situation.

Eternal Ascension descended on the world, taking the 100 million most promising humans with it.Leon had spent 15 years inside of that world, but was eventually killed after being surrounded by the [God of Eternity]'s servants.Yet right as death overtook him and he thought that it would all be over... Leon transmigrated to before it all happened!And surprise, when it was time to receive his talent, instead of awakening his normal one, he instead awakens the SSS-Level “100% Drop Rate” Talent!With it, he could acquire every single drop from the monsters he killed!Ding![You have obtained the Legendary-Level “Eternal Sword”][You have obtained an SSS-Rank Bloodline!][You have obtained the SSS-Level “Supernova” Skill!]Now there was no monster or god that could stand in Leon's way... or they might just become part of his [Storage Space]!

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