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... nd you right now, boy!" I shouted as I wrapped my hands around Kodlak's neck, replacing his smug expression with panic.

Around the breakfast table, my children scrambled unsure of what to do in response to this happening.

Kodlak used his restricted air supply to croak out, "None so cursed as the kinslayer?"

A reasonable response to this unreasonable situation.

"The gods themselves cursed me to insanity and death. I killed them until they surrendered, and now I fee ...

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