Girl, I'll Teach You Cultivation - Chapter 256

what did you say?
Your mobile phone eight-core processor? 6G running memory? 256G storage? One and a half hours full of electricity?
Very great?
Our mobile phone 16-core processor, 12G running memory, 1T storage, can be fully charged in just 10 minutes!
what did you say?
Your charging treasure 30,000 mAh capacity? Two-way fast charge?
Sorry, our charging treasure has a capacity of 100,000 mAh. As for the two-way fast charging technology… Our 10,000 mAh mobile phone can be fully charged in just ten minutes. Can you tell me two-way fast charging technology?
what did you say? Our products are defective?
Come here! Come over and try, let you see how to kill you in minutes!
Super electronics, super cars, super buildings…
Since Lin Yun acquired the universe trading system, various industries began to get a strong impact…
Money is just a trail, and force is fundamental!
You said that Lin Yun’s goal is to dominate the earth?
Do not! Do not! Do not! You are wrong, his goal is the sea of stars

- Description from uukanshu (translated)

Waking up from a nightmare several hours before dawn, Belle fetched a drink of water.

She paused in front of her kitchen’s window when she noticed a lit lantern in front of her mansion’s garden. Her butler stood there, shovel in hand. This was no hour to be gardening.

Curious, she made her way outside, but when she had gotten close enough to see a large and hollow pit next to her eternally-stoic and polite butler, she saw him pick up a rotten body.

A DEAD BODY!

Her eyes widened fearfully when she saw her handsome butler drop the rotting body into the fresh hole. She asked in horror, ”What are you doing?!“

Surprised to see his young miss awake at this hour, he stared at her with the same expression he had been keeping up for all these years. He had made sure she was asleep before coming here.

“Gardening.”

“And the body?!”she looked at him in disbelief.

“Fertilizer,” he answered her before picking up the shovel that was on the ground. Belle was now certain something had possessed her butler. Who gardened dead bodies?!

She then heard him ask her, “Want to help me in planting it, Miss Adams?” he gave her a sweet smile.

Note: If you enjoy a book of comedy with light-hearted romance and a gothic background. This book is for you~

Song Lingshu suddenly bound the system to maintain order in countless small worlds full of resentment. And these resentments come from the female partners. To put it bluntly, it is to solve the troubles and pains of the female supporting role, so that she can go back.
world one:
Song Lingshu was in a romance novel and became the most criticized green tea female supporting role.
System: [Tonight’s task is to write a letter to your favorite guest]
Song Lingshu turned around and wrote the letter to his roommate.
roommate:?
Other guests: ?
World Two:
This is a Mary Su novel. The heroine comes from a poor family, but is favored by the rich second-generation tyrant. She would rather abandon her beautiful and wealthy fiancée to be with the heroine.
Song Lingshu, on the other hand, became the little follower of the arrogant and coquettish fiancée and daughter-in-law….
System: [Today’s task is to continue blowing rainbow farts to the female supporting role]
She pushed him against the wall, and output the words of the boss: “Woman, don’t cry, your tears are pearls. As long as you are willing, I will give you my life.”
Arrogant big ****:?
World Three:
This is a world of empresses, Song Lingshu transmigrated as a romantic empress of the Southern Kingdom, and when she returned to the harem, she saw three thousand male beauties each with their coquettish appearances, and she was so frightened that she escaped from the palace overnight and got into the sedan chair of her deadly rival.
The cold-blooded and ruthless female emperor of the Northern Kingdom stabbed her across the face: “Here you come to take the initiative to die?”
Song Lingshu touched the porcelain immediately, and lay down weakly: “Here you come to throw yourself into your arms, huh.”
“??”
World Four:
Welcome to the 90s, Song Lingshu woke up to find that his house was completely empty, and he was still stuttering. Next door came a new neighbor, who was a fake daughter who was wronged, and gradually became gloomy because she couldn’t bear the huge gap.
System: [Your task is to make her happy. 】
Song Lingshu turned around and said to the fake daughter, “I’m hee hee…”
Fake daughter: “What are you laughing at? Laughing at me?”
Song Lingshu: “I like, like you, let’s be stupid together.”
Fake daughter: “? You are stupid.”
“Run, run to a well-off life!”
World Five:
The villain who cuts off love and love, and is determined to ascend to ascension, tried his best to obtain the method of ascension from the master who lost his memory, and opened it-wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious…
Villain: ? ?
The master looked sincere: These 24-character mantra must be kept in mind, there is absolutely no problem with ascension!
Villain:  …
Then, start to practice.jpg
After completing one task after another, she suddenly discovered that all this was because of that person…
no.1 Green Tea University Teacher X Gao Leng Tsundere President
no.2 Rainbow Fart Little Follower X Princess Disease School Flower
no.3 Merry fishing empress X cold-blooded ruthless empress
no.4’s Wen Xiao stutters X gloomy and downcast fake daughter
no.5 Amnesia Sand Sculpture Master X White Cut Black Villain Apprentice
no.6 No one in the eyes of the big **X famous actress who overwhelms the country
no.7 The Weak Can’t Help the Wind Overwhelming Mr. Villager X Unruly and Fierce Female Bandit
no.8 Disabled President X Illiterate Wife
no.9 Crazy Criticism of Demon Cult Leader X Decathlon Dharma Protector
no.10 Salted Fish Queen X Misfortune Concubine
no.11 young and beautiful stand-in X multi-gold frustrated donor
Read the guide:
*1V1, the female partners are all alone, HE
*The heroine is constantly operating, but the essence is still a sweet and cool text owo
*Other small worlds are added according to fate, the cover person is authorized: 72 silver

Content tags: strong system fast travel
Search keywords: Protagonist: Song Lingshu, Ling Qingqiu/Ling Yi ┃ Supporting roles: various female supporting roles ┃ Others:

- Description from novelbuddy

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it.

And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true!

Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!!

I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write!

I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want!

Eh?

A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person?

There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those?

Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy.

What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy?

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Notes:

Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter.