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... h Slughorn splutter, and walked to the middle of the corridor and raised her wand. Chris and Harry quickly followed.

"Piertotum---oh, for heaven's sake, Filch, not now---"

The aged caretaker had just come hobbling into view, shouting "Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!"

"They're supposed to be you blithering idiot!" shouted McGonagall. "Now go and do something constructive! Find Peeves!"

"P-Peeves?" stammered Filch as though he had never heard the nam ...

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