I Can’t Be Sword God - Chapter 527

She is one of the best thieves that the world has seen in the 24th century. However, not even in her wildest dreams had she imagine that she’d be reincarnated as a good-for-nothing orphaned Seventh Miss of the Vermilion Bird Family. She finds herself stuck in a family that mistreats her, as well as an unfamiliar place with no support system.

“When everyone believes a lie it becomes the truth”

“When everyone is in a dream then it becomes reality”

[Blue Star, year 20023]

Like every other day on the blue start, the sky was blue and the sun was shining. At least it should have been until it happened!

Before anybody could react, the whole planet was infected by a burst of strange energy giving things both living and nonliving incredible abilities and characteristics.

The Qin terracotta warriors came to life shouting that their emperor was about to descend

Mona Lisa stepped out of her painting saying a new era had begun

In the Vatican, an ancient tomb arose from the ground saying Jesus was about to rise once more

Hitler's cap appeared giving a random German the ability to brainwash millions of lives

All around the world, strange events started happening with historical and legendary items taking the lead

And if that wasn't unexpected enough, they came!

The Gods and Monsters who humans of the blue start only thought of as myths or legends began to descend

Choosing various warriors and awakeners to carry their will

These people were called divine warriors and stood out from the awakened

Unexpectedly, a thousand years later the Blue star had produced hundreds of strongmen capable of kicking the moon and punching the stars.

However, in the most unbelievable circumstances, the most powerful gods and awakeners gathered together to defeat one man

Deceiver Ye Tian!

Characterised by a signature joker mask, he was one awaker whose true abilities were never known

Displaying an array of different powers on each occasion, he was dubbed the title “Jack of all trades master of all”

Unfortunately, under the combined attack of the powerhouses including Zeus, Odin, and the Dragon goddess Tiamat, there was no chance for him to survive

Using his last means, he transports himself to the past planning to use his power properly and fix all regrets

“With this power, the universe shall fall at my feet!”

Deciding to abandon the humans who betrayed him, deciding to live for himself

Ye Tian devices a means to force all lives to work for him without ever revealing his identity

Using his power he created the one thing which would cause all life in the universe to yearn for

Using his power, he created the one thing which could only be thought of as fiction even with the advent of global awakening

Using this power, he creates the system!

This is a story of how Ye Tian, the future lord of the multiverse, The biggest black hand behind the scenes, The source of the extraordinary, The only God, The father of Evil Gods, and The master of the system is born!

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Three years after entering the palace, Yongning Palace’s Beautiful Lady Yan Shu, has still never met the Emperor.The palace full of concubines tried to win his favour, only she, immersed in a melon eating system, has no time to spare for him.[The heir of Marquis Lin Wu isn’t his son, tsk tsk.] [A high ranking official in the conservative Ministry of Rites is unexpectedly taking part in a taboo relationship with his own daughter-in-law!!!] [Grand Princess Yi Ma’s prince consort has unexpectedly raised several concubines outside!]Everyday is filled with gossip, who would still remember who the Emperor was?How would she know that one day, she actually ate a shockingly big melon——[The iron-blooded Emperor who seems cold and aloof on the surface actually suffers from an unspeakable unmentionable disease.]Yan Shu, “!!! No wonder he never enters the harem!”Wait…There seems to be something wrong somewhere… then what did she enter the palace for?!!The new Emperor, Yu Wen Lan, has two secrets.Since his ascension to the throne, he has gradually lost his male functions; yet at the same time, he can read minds.Getting used to seeing their false words and hypocritical faces every day, he grew all the more unfeeling.That was, until one day, he heard a special heart’s voice——[Isn’t this a f*cking waste of natural resources?]Yu Wen Lan paused, narrowing his eyes to look in the direction of a delicately pretty and pure looking girl.[God, for you to make such a handsome hunk unable to XX, doesn’t your conscience hurt at all?] [Is there any way to revive it???] [Ten-fold complete rejuvenation of spring pill, restoration of a man of character pill; if those don’t work, then have you tried return of the yang acupuncture?]Yu Wen Lan, “???”Until she ascended to the position of Empress, Yan Shu also didn’t know how she had jumped unreasonably on the Emperor’s bottom line repeatedly, yet had jumped straight in, becoming the first person to be in his heart.Perhaps, it was just her good luck.

Transmigrated into a trash body of general's daughter as female lead? Peh! Too mainstream! Transmigrated to be a villainess? Common! What about transmigrating and ending up as cannon fodder? Have read it before!