If you are Bad, Then I am your Dad - Chapter 5: Milf Maid **

Shao He, heir to a family renowned for medical and poison skills, a top special agent of the 21st century, unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a pathetic Madam Marquis who had been tortured to death! And on that very night, she was thrown into the Mass Burial Mound!Looking at the newborn in her arms, Shao He resolved to live a splendid life in this foreign world!From then on!She was the Divine Doctor who aided the world!She was the fearsome Poison Queen!She possessed wealth to rival nations!She was also an astonishing scholar!And the Marquis, filled with regret, wished he could kill himself on the spot, “He'er, I was wrong, you...”“Shut up, I am now the Empress!”

Hey! Yes, it’s you! Where are you going in such a hurry? Oh, I know, I know life is not easy, but do n’t try too hard.

You ask me what I am doing here? Haha, I just sit here and tell some old-fashioned stories about wizards, dragons … you know, those things that have appeared in our dreams.

Hey, guess what, if you are not so anxious, why not sit down and listen to them?

Although I think I am not a good storyteller, I can guarantee that this story is absolutely my heart!

Come listen, maybe, it can make you dream again, those that have long been forgotten by us … legend.

- Description from Qidian

A magical 'Universal Toolbox' led Joe Ga into the arms industry.The complex and unpredictable nature of the world caused Joe Ga to gradually change his goals...“Sir, how did you end up here?”“I don't know, I just wanted to make some money at first, buy a house, marry a wife. But slowly, as more and more people appeared around me, my goals started to change.”“So what are your goals now?”“Now, I just want to retire peacefully with my guys, really!”

“I was created to rule the stars. Instead, I was sealed away and forgotten. Now, it is time for those who sealed me to fear me once more.”__Born of futuristic technology, as well as a part of a god’s powers, Nova was the ultimate life form made by the richest couple in the universe to take over their empire. But due to seeds of betrayal, he was not only sealed away before he could awaken his potential, but everything that was his was also stolen by those thieves.Hundred years later, Nova wakes up when his mother ship gets raided and his pot is extracted to be sold. He awakens with a vengeance, and a mission to reclaim everything that was promised to him.This is his story of conquest, revenge and to tell the world that he is back. And this time, he won’t let anyone else take anything away from him.A hundred years might have passed, but his vengeance still burns bright.__r18 is mainly gore...and MC's tendencies. You have been warned. Harem and Romance will be slow since the MC has other priorities in life.. No Yuri, no NTR. But there will be a lot of catfighting between female characters for MC's attention.