If You Don't Fall In Love, You'll Die - Chapter 21

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the “cheat system” doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!

A pair of young girls that appear to be the same age act like a mother and a daughter. They are on a journey for one reason: to obtain a medicine that will stave off the daughter’s disease. Killing demons, deceiving people, and giving her everything in hope that there’s a way of rescuing her daughter. This is the story of their fragile hope and overwhelming despair.

Song Lingshu suddenly bound the system to maintain order in countless small worlds full of resentment. And these resentments come from the female partners. To put it bluntly, it is to solve the troubles and pains of the female supporting role, so that she can go back.
world one:
Song Lingshu was in a romance novel and became the most criticized green tea female supporting role.
System: [Tonight’s task is to write a letter to your favorite guest]
Song Lingshu turned around and wrote the letter to his roommate.
roommate:?
Other guests: ?
World Two:
This is a Mary Su novel. The heroine comes from a poor family, but is favored by the rich second-generation tyrant. She would rather abandon her beautiful and wealthy fiancée to be with the heroine.
Song Lingshu, on the other hand, became the little follower of the arrogant and coquettish fiancée and daughter-in-law….
System: [Today’s task is to continue blowing rainbow farts to the female supporting role]
She pushed him against the wall, and output the words of the boss: “Woman, don’t cry, your tears are pearls. As long as you are willing, I will give you my life.”
Arrogant big ****:?
World Three:
This is a world of empresses, Song Lingshu transmigrated as a romantic empress of the Southern Kingdom, and when she returned to the harem, she saw three thousand male beauties each with their coquettish appearances, and she was so frightened that she escaped from the palace overnight and got into the sedan chair of her deadly rival.
The cold-blooded and ruthless female emperor of the Northern Kingdom stabbed her across the face: “Here you come to take the initiative to die?”
Song Lingshu touched the porcelain immediately, and lay down weakly: “Here you come to throw yourself into your arms, huh.”
“??”
World Four:
Welcome to the 90s, Song Lingshu woke up to find that his house was completely empty, and he was still stuttering. Next door came a new neighbor, who was a fake daughter who was wronged, and gradually became gloomy because she couldn’t bear the huge gap.
System: [Your task is to make her happy. 】
Song Lingshu turned around and said to the fake daughter, “I’m hee hee…”
Fake daughter: “What are you laughing at? Laughing at me?”
Song Lingshu: “I like, like you, let’s be stupid together.”
Fake daughter: “? You are stupid.”
“Run, run to a well-off life!”
World Five:
The villain who cuts off love and love, and is determined to ascend to ascension, tried his best to obtain the method of ascension from the master who lost his memory, and opened it-wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious…
Villain: ? ?
The master looked sincere: These 24-character mantra must be kept in mind, there is absolutely no problem with ascension!
Villain:  …
Then, start to practice.jpg
After completing one task after another, she suddenly discovered that all this was because of that person…
no.1 Green Tea University Teacher X Gao Leng Tsundere President
no.2 Rainbow Fart Little Follower X Princess Disease School Flower
no.3 Merry fishing empress X cold-blooded ruthless empress
no.4’s Wen Xiao stutters X gloomy and downcast fake daughter
no.5 Amnesia Sand Sculpture Master X White Cut Black Villain Apprentice
no.6 No one in the eyes of the big **X famous actress who overwhelms the country
no.7 The Weak Can’t Help the Wind Overwhelming Mr. Villager X Unruly and Fierce Female Bandit
no.8 Disabled President X Illiterate Wife
no.9 Crazy Criticism of Demon Cult Leader X Decathlon Dharma Protector
no.10 Salted Fish Queen X Misfortune Concubine
no.11 young and beautiful stand-in X multi-gold frustrated donor
Read the guide:
*1V1, the female partners are all alone, HE
*The heroine is constantly operating, but the essence is still a sweet and cool text owo
*Other small worlds are added according to fate, the cover person is authorized: 72 silver

Content tags: strong system fast travel
Search keywords: Protagonist: Song Lingshu, Ling Qingqiu/Ling Yi ┃ Supporting roles: various female supporting roles ┃ Others:

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