Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 485: Gin Lose His Kintama(Golden Balls)!

An ordinary office worker, bound by routine and indifferent to fantasy, finds an unexpected spark in his vibrant senior colleague. Their quiet connection grows through late-night conversations and shared meals—until a sudden accident turns a mundane life into something else entirely. In the stillness that follows, a new story begins.---Disclaimer:English is not my first language, so please forgive any grammatical or spelling mistakes.

Chen Fan transmigrates to a Spiritual Qi-revived Martial Arts world and acquires a martial arts panel.Not only can it enhance the body, but it can also improve skill levels, unlock skill-specific traits, and continuously upgrade.Basic Archery Level 1, Traits: Strengthening the Body Level 1, Superhuman Arm Strength Level 1, Slow Fire Level 1Basic Archery Level 3, Traits: Strengthening the Body Level 3, Superhuman Arm Strength Level 3, Slow Fire Level 3, Mounted Archery Level 1Basic Archery Level 6, Traits: Strengthening the Body Level 6, Superhuman Arm Strength Level 6, Slow Fire Level 6, Mounted Archery Level 4, Rapid Fire Level 1From Basic Fist Technique, Basic Step Technique, to Tai Chi Fist, Xingyi Fist, Eight Trigrams Palm, and Yi Jin Jing...Step by step, he ascends toward the pinnacle of the world.

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.