MTL - Dumb Please Take a Seat - Chapter 349 why bother to ask me

Hey, let’s have a crush together.

The nervous student Xu Jingjing has a crush on the school grass Gao Zhan, and the academic tyrant Kang Jiawei nicknamed “Instant Noodles” has a crush on the goddess Xu Jingjing.

In order to get close to her favorite male god, Xu Jingjing separated Gao Zhan and Xu Jingjing, and formed a “secret love front alliance” with Kang Jiawei – she urged him to lose weight and inspired him to pursue Xu Jingjing;

And Kang Jiawei helped her review her homework, which made her grades improve by leaps and bounds. The relationship between the two has undergone subtle changes in the process of helping each other, which seems to go beyond friendship…

Until the death of Kang’s father, Kang Jiawei left without saying goodbye to the United States, and this hazy relationship ended without a trace.

At the class reunion eight years later, “Instant Noodles” counterattacked gorgeously and turned into a tall, rich and handsome real estate developer. He decided to make up for the regrets eight years ago and made a belated confession——

Kang Jiawei: “I like you, Jingjing. Be my girlfriend.”

Xu Jingjing: “Why do you think that I will be your girlfriend in eight years? What if I have a boyfriend?”

Kang Jiawei: “It doesn’t matter, if you have a boyfriend, I will find a way to make him an ex.

- Description from Novelupdates

Seven billion humans living on the Earth time-traveled together after they had woken up one morning. They all heard a synthesized female voice.

As the manager of the shopping street, it's Shuichi Chiba's job to provide excellent service to the tenants of the shopping street.“The water pipes in the shop are broken; can you come take a look?”“It's gym time; don't even think about slacking off.”“Are you coming to learn floral arrangement today too?”“Thanks for your hard work; why not relax with a spa treatment?”...Shuichi Chiba walked from one end of the street to the other, massaging his back and sighing deeply.Collecting rent was supposed to be a much less taxing job!Chiba's Diary: The beauty shop's water pipes are broken, and the gym has a yearly membership, so no slacking off.Smut - Milfs - Harem - Mature - Anal - BDSM - Threesome - No Yuri.Note:- It is a translation but i am adding my own stuff to make it a full R-18 novel.

I, Ichinosuke, failed to get a job for 100 consecutive times. Furthermore, my record is still being updated as unemployed.

On my way to a job interview, I was involved in an accident with a truck and tragically passed away.

And then, a Goddess bestowed upon me the ability to grow at a speed 400 times faster than normal, before sending me to a game-like otherworld.

However, knowing that I would not become stronger even if I continued growing while jobless, I aimed to get a job, but I found out that it was my terrible fate to remain jobless.

As my Growth Cheat and Jobless Cheat existed side-by-side in this otherworld, an adventure record, no doubt certified by the job-placement agency as a harmful book, begins here.