MTL - Here Comes The Lady Chef - Chapter 451 7 days

I am Racist.…I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there.But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way.Because, well—there was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.

This is a time of great powers: The vast Persia, Sparta that is founded by force, Athens with its trade and business, Thebes the rising star, The ambitious Macedonia, The twin heroes of the Western Mediterranean, The rising Rome and so on.

This is an era of brilliant stars: Agesilaus II – the last king of Sparta, Epaminondas – the Rising General of Thebes, Philip II – the founder of Macedonian hegemon, Dionysius – the tyrant of Syracuse, Camillus – the Roman dictator and savior…

This is an era of contention among a hundred schools of thought: Plato – the great philosopher, Antisthenes – founder of cynicism, Pythagoras – school of number, Democritus – the encyclopedia scholar, Hippocrates – the father of western medicine, Aristophanes – the great dramatist…

What will the hero bring to the world when he comes to this age as a humble mercenary through rebirth?

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I, the protagonist, was just an ordinary NEET, but suddenly I was reincarnated as a tiny white snake in a fantasy world where legendary creatures and gods exist. Not only that, but I awakened in a cave as the offspring of a terrifying Medusa Serpent.Armed with only my human knowledge and my indomitable mental strength, I'm forced to use cunning tactics and rapidly evolving skills to survive against far stronger monsters and humans... So begins the survival story of a former shut-in with incredible willpower, living as one of the lowest-ranked beasts in a world of magic!ᆖMusic suddenly started playing in my head.I'd been waiting for this moment for so long.'Snakes! Assemble'....

[Limitless Evolution Pathways have been enabled!][You have entered the Axiom Pathway][Reincarnation Axiom has been awakened!]After failing to become a God in his first life, Sett used his Axiom of Reincarnation to bring himself and his harem into the cycle of reincarnation. But due to some wild luck, instead of being reborn as a normal man, he was reborn as a mummy within a Tomb![You have become a Mummy in the Cryptwalker Pathway!][Tomb Raiders are going to hunt you!]As death begins with life, so does life begin with death!Who says a mummy can’t live passionately, that they cannot taste life as much as a living being can!Sett, the mummy, wanted to live more exuberantly than anyone else. Women, wealth, status, and strength. He wanted it all and more—he wanted to transcend mortality itself.And he will not let anything stop him.—Tombs, Tomb Raiders, incredibly deep and unique magic, ancient deserts, forgotten inheritances, Gods, a harem of princesses and queens, and an ambitious and capable main character.This story has it all and more to offer. I assure you it is a worthy choose.Ride along, the journey of an Emperor’s second coming awaits you.Warning—Villainous mc, romance and a harem that will actually be good. Add well timed smut, too. No Ntr, no r+pe.Wow, so many good promises, right?Yes, good execution too. So what are you acting like a loser and waiting for?