MTL - Mercenaries and Adventurers - Chapter 1 , Pain, Graveyard and Crossing!

As a new anchor of StarTV, Yu Yan’s ruthless tr*sh-talk, natural rifle-shooting skills, and character of never searching houses earned him a big crowd of fans.

“Master, Xingchen Zi said his master refined a treasure—a huge boat that flies in Heaven—and only his master knows how to do it. Is that true?”“It's true.” Cao Zhen glanced at the super-large flying peak beneath his feet and nodded.“Master, have you heard? The Jiao dragon on Azure Dragon Peak seems to have the potential to become a Golden Dragon!”“Just scoop up an Azure Dragon from our family's Fengshui pond and play with it. Don't interrupt me while I'm cooking.”“Master, I've heard that...”“No matter what you've heard, go to my room and look around, everything... ah, wait a moment, let your senior sister come out first.”

[Ding! The host is about to die socially, the Goddess Conquering System is activated! ][Binding successful! ][Rebirth begins! ]----What Happened wasn't i caught masturbating, how could i rebirth?“System, Introduce Yourself”----[Goddess Conquering System Activated!][Main Strategy Mission Unlocked!][Target – Clara Mackerel][If Clara violently resists or if you experience social death after being intimate with her, it will be deemed a failure, and you will restart.][Upon completing the mission, system rewards will be given]----“System, do you have any other functions? Is there a beginner's gift package?” Harry asked expectantly.[This system only issues Goddess Conquering missions and rewards for completing those missions.][In the event of failure, the system will select a time period for the host to rebirth.][Other functions must be discovered by the host.]

Sealed Kaguya;Mikoto on her wedding night;Kushina during the Nine-Tails' Rampage;Kidnapped Konan...Uchiha Kage, who crawled out of the pile of dead bodies from the night of the clan massacre, discovers that every night he can enter a mysterious space.The space not only contains real female ninjas, but also real instances that update from time to time.Furthermore, by absorbing the dropped ninja fragments, he will also gain the abilities of the corresponding ninja.Crap, it's like I've started playing in the real Naruto world!You say I'm inherently evil?That's right, from now on, I am the most evil Uchiha!I'm going to make Konoha... No, I'm going to turn the entire ninja world into a paradise that belongs to only me!——Sasuke: I treated you like a younger brother, but it turns out you're my dad?Naruto: Awesome, Sasuke! Turns out we're actually blood brothers!