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... e that was pretending to be serious, how to see how funny it is. .

The little nurse who broke out of maternal love squatted down and asked, "What is your relationship with the patient?"

The little fart boy put his hands in his pocket and glanced at the little nurse: "He is my father."

The little nurse's gaze stunned between the two.

In this way, the five senses of this big one and two people do have similarities, just... can such a small child be selected as a player? ...

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The path to immortality is mysterious and strange, while humans remain insignificant. The hearts of immortals are as cold as frost. To them, all living beings are but little mayflies, frail and short-lived. Young Fang Chen stumbled upon this path of immortal ascension by chance. Even so, he had only one wish. With a divine sword in hand, Fang Chen wish to establish peace in the Nine Realms!

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