MTL - Please Smile at Me - Chapter 22 Swipe Like

[ Late check-ins accepted. Abyss residues surcharges apply. ]The Last Neutral Inn, a small establishment run by a retired man named Aldous. He serves good soup, honest tea, and the only guaranteed neutral ground between the mortal world and the Abyss.He used to change the world. He doesn't do that anymore, but he has opinions about bread. He will share them.In a place where exiled gods need somewhere to sleep, demon courts require neutral venues for negotiations they can't afford to lose, and abyssal entities older than civilization occasionally need a simple word with someone who won't panic, Aldous runs the only establishment that qualifies. His guests aren't only human. His inn shouldn't exist. The Abyss stops exactly at his property line, which nobody has satisfactorily explained.Aldous makes soup. He fixes the stairs. He files the paperwork.He is no hero. No king. He runs an inn.The question nobody had the courage to ask yet is why.

[Host has been tamed!][Beast Tamer Connection established!][Master: Yuki Goldberg (F-Rank beast tamer)][Tamed Beast (host): SSS-Rank Baby Dragon]Ding![Exp Threshold Reached! Evolution in progress!][Host has awakened The Bloodline of The Dragon King][Bloodline skills integrating!][Host has Unlocked The SSS-Grade Sovereignty of The Dragon King][Host has unlocked The SSS-Grade Sovereignty of Destruction][Host has unlocked The SSS-Grade Sovereignty of Space & Time][Host has gained the skill: Dragon's eye (SS-Grade)][Host has gained the skill: Dragon's Breath (SS-Grade)][Host has gained the skill: Dragon's Aura (SS-Grade)][Host has gained the skill: Dragon's tongue (SS-Grade)][Host has gained the skill: Ultra-Regeneration (SS-Grade]----Owen is killed by Truck-kun on the night that he was finally going to confess to his milf crush. but death isn't his end as he reincarnates as a dragon egg in a dungeon, only to end up being tamed by that same milf he had been crushing on.But unlike Owen's plan to just be an overpowered tamed beast that plays around with his Master's big boobs, he would quickly realizes that with great powers come a great amount of Bullshit scenarios and plot that disrupts his lewd moments and Boobs grabbing opportunities.Witness Owen, an overpowered black dragon hatched from a golden egg, unleash hell as he protects his Milf Master from factions that are desperate to steal her power, From Dungeons threatening the integrity of the Realm's stability, From Were-beasts and Demons Aiming to Annex Humanity from the Food chain

“If fate wants me to suffer, it should have picked someone else!” —Raven.Raven wakes up as the protagonist of his favorite novel. He knows the brutal storyline that makes grown men weep.The original protagonist endured it all, but Raven has no plans to play along.He has a system, but that broken thing has everything locked.He has knowledge of the plot, but no clue what twists the author hid beyond what he read.He has a choice to suffer like before or rewrite everything.The tragic twists? Fuck themThe heartbreaking losses? Skip themPointless sacrifices? Save themNo more misery for the sake of character growth.This time, he is writing his own legend and a story worth remembering!

Jiang Li takes a meal and gains the status [Satiety].

[Satiety: Restores 1 Stamina per minute. Duration: ∞]

He no longer has to eat.

He sticks a talisman on himself and gains the status [Armored Horse Divine Travel].

[Armored Horse Divine Travel: Increase movement speed by 1000%. Duration: ∞]

Taking pills, gaining spiritual qi, refining the body, nurturing the soul, and increasing life expectancy…

He only needs one pill for the status to take effect for the rest of his life.

Those crippling secret techniques that boost power for three seconds but result in three-year feebleness? They are now the most powerful and most amazing techniques!

Waiting for a thousand years to comprehend the Dao after using one enlightenment pill? No, he is comprehending the Dao every day!

He is Jiang Li, a Prince Charming who can turn an instant into eternity →_→…