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... ment and shout "Surprisemotherfuker" to me.

I was very nervous, especially after stripping an SCP soldier naked and tying it to a tree...although I imitated the soldier's voice and gave false information to the SCP on the walkie-talkie to make them think I was going in the opposite direction But I don't know how long this can fool them, after all, it's already very hard for me to hide my Maozi accent! Just like those black guys, many of them rap with their own voices, can you make him not ...

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