MTL - The Paranoid Bosses Are All My Boyfriends - v3 Chapter 35

What is martial arts?Martial Arts has nothing to do with musical instruments, chess, calligraphy, painting, treasures or secret manuals, nor is there so much talk about being the best in the world. Martial Arts is a technique, a method that gives the weak a chance to draw their blades against the strong.What is chivalry (xiá)?Chivalry is not about romantic affairs, traditional culture, or being gentle, respectful, frugal, and compliant. Chivalry is violence, it's the bayonet forged by those driven to Mount Liang to use against tyrants.Cao Mo pledged with a dagger, (Returning to) Lu to invade. Zhuan Zhu entered with grilled meat, (Pacifying) Wu to usurp the throne. Brother Zhang cried in the market, avenging his lord by defiling a lavatory. Suicide by cutting one's own throat to seek justice, acting while concealing his sleeve. The tyrant of Qin seized souls, the coward gained courage.This is a martial artist's story.In the 1930s, a group of like-minded young people came together, striving to change the world.Then, two hundred years later, in a garbage landfill, Xiang Shan, the Progenitor of Cyber Martial Arts who had once rebooted heaven and earth, woke up reciting the name of his enemy, having lost all his memories.“Perhaps it's because I lost back then that the world has become what it is...”“So this time, I won't be defeated again!”This is the story of a person changing the world once more!

Lu Ren is being chased by a fleshy ball made of his three friends when the Proficiency Panel appears in his mind. Thanks to it, he could gain Attribute Points by doing anything--even breathing.“Ding, you just changed direction while running, your Agility proficiency +1.”“You were just frightened, passively improving your Spiritual proficiency +1.”“‘Ding, you seem to have a vague understanding of breathing due to years of constant practice.'”

Gou Liang travels through worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission…

16 worlds in total:

School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong √
Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong √
Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong √
WuXia: Melon Flavored Senior Brother √
Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong √
Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong √
Ancient Time: Gr*pe Flavored Regent Gong √
Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong √
Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong √
Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong √
Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong √
Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong √
Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blacken Gong √
Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong √
Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong √
Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong √

- Description from Novelupdates

After an accidental death, in order to continue to live, Gu Bai had to choose to go through various wonderful books to complete tasks.

Every time he became a variety of small cannon fodder inside the story, Gu Bai’s code of conduct when completing task is – by all means, don’t be inferior, don’t be shameless, don’t be upright… hold on to a golden thigh.

… N times after transmigrating

Cannon fodder: (angry contempt) … You’re already so powerful, why are you still shamelessly holding on to a golden thigh to deal with us!?

Gu Bai: (deadpan) That… holding and holding… got used to it…

- Description from Novelupdates