MTL - There is a Problem with This Online Game Planning - Chapter 29 want to fart

In the aftermath of a tragic incident, the soul of Zhang Fei was transmigrated into a sacred body in a world of cultivation. Joined by the consciousness of an ancient cultivator, Zhang Fei must find a way to survive in this deadly world of beast demons and immortal cultivators.

It’s me, Ren, and this is my story: the story of an ordinary man from Earth, reincarnated into the world of a modern fantasy novel, full of humans possessing magical powers, demonic beasts, corporate empires… and, of course, sexy beauties waiting to be conquered.But I wasn’t just another extra, dropped into some random fantasy setting, I was born as the sole heir to a family with assets worth hundreds of billions.More importantly, I had a system of my own: the Lustbound Codex.It was a system designed to help me corrupt even the purest soul, unlock new abilities through sex, earn Lust Points from the sins of lust and the conquest of beauties, and then upgrade myself with those Lust Points.Step by step, I would walk this lustful path to omnipotence.So come.Join me on this journey where, armed with a wicked mind and this perverse, lust-driven system, I would rise to the top, not only through battle and politics, but also through pure, unrestrained, boundless lust.From voluptuous goddesses to cold CEO MILFs, from highborn heroines to naive, innocent girls, I would conquer them all, one by one.And my first target?Naturally, it had to be my best friend’s mother!I’d been eyeing that hot MILF for years, and her perfect hourglass figure had already been burned into my memory.She was the ideal woman to take my virginity.So tonight…“I’m going to have sex with my best friend’s mother.”=====================[Content Warnings & Notes:]* All Characters are 18+* No NTR(The MC only steals other men’s women; his girls are never taken from him.)

Imagine being forced to live, after death, as incorporeal bodies trapped in a vast space of nothingness for thousands of years, with nothing to do but exchanging past memories with other cohabitants (read: weirdos). Everybody wanted out, but there was no way to leave the Void…

Until one day, a young man was finally summoned, as a powerful but reluctant mentor, by a bubbly and motivated but completely naive young girl. Baiyi, finally out of the Void, was the only one who could save all of the other 32 souls from their prison and his summoner might just be The Key to their freedom.

However, Baiyi had to use the techniques and abilities the other souls had taught him throughout the years, and together with his own extensive knowledge of anime and game tropes from his shady and dangerous past as an otaku, to face the biggest challenge of them all: training the clumsy young girl he was forced to partner up with… into a competent sorcerer!

This is a story of heroic adventures, cunning strategies and romantic tales. How will our MC thrive in a world completely strange to him? Where will his ambitions and abilities take him in the palace?

- Description from Novelupdates

Xiang Yu was perfectly content with his mediocre life on Earth—average job, average apartment, average everything. That is, until he woke up in the legendary World of Cultivation, where martial artists fly through the skies and immortals battle over ancient treasures.There's just one problem: Xiang Yu wants absolutely NONE of that action.Armed with only his wits and a peculiar system that doubles his exp every 24 hours, Xiang Yu has one goal: become powerful enough to live in peace without getting involved in those ridiculous “protagonist” situations. No ancient tombs. No tournament arcs. And for heaven's sake, stay FAR away from anyone named Chen Mo, Lin Feng, or Li Yao—those names practically scream “main character who will drag me into deadly situations!”Starting with strength stats so pathetic he can barely lift a cultivation manual, Xiang Yu must somehow survive long enough for his exponential growth to matter. After all, doubling zero cultivation talent still equals zero... at first.Follow Xiang Yu on his hilarious journey from zero to hero as he desperately tries to stay invisible while his power skyrockets beyond control! Watch as he dodges cultivation tournaments, avoids suspicious elders bearing gifts, and runs the other way whenever someone mentions “ancient inheritance” or “chosen one.”Join the adventure of the most reluctant cultivator in history whose only wish is peace and quiet, but whose exponential growth makes him the most terrifying force this cultivation world has ever seen!