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... lly boiling a kettle of water to make braised instant noodles, and scrambling eggs is really a big challenge for him.

 When I went to deep bleaching in my previous life, I basically ate takeaways and picked up wool from various discount platforms.

  Sometimes using the three software together, you can easily put together a table of dishes, and you won’t bring the same dish all week long, without using a pot at all.

  As for health, workers have no right to consider this.

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