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... ed down a list of items that couldn't even be called weapons.

[Personal Shop] –> [Weapons] –> [Affordable]

– The Nutcracker [DPS: 5] 80 gold

– Cupid's Arrow [DPS: 3] 80 gold

– The Saint's Magical Wand [DPS: 4] 80 gold

Essentially, his choices were between a comically large warhammer, a heart shaped bow with 2 inch arrows, or what he really hoped wasn't a fucking dildo.

'These can't be the only weapons I can buy.'

[These are the only w ...

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