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... f me, I see a silhouette of a woman frantically pacing back and forth. "Cuba, no Colombia, there's something about storing your money in Swedish fish banks, right?"

My body seems to be inside a trash bag as I lie on my back on the floor.

"Fermalidhye! Is that to store or to dissolve flesh? I have no clue how to dissolve a body!?"

"I would be more concerned if you did."

She whips her head around. Her eyes widen.

"AHHH?! Zombie!!" She holds up her gun.

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