My Pick Up Artist System - Chapter 2: Divine Pick Up Line

“When everyone believes a lie it becomes the truth”“When everyone is in a dream then it becomes reality”[Blue Star, year 2027]Like every other day on the blue start, the sky was blue and the sun was shining. At least it should have been until it happened!Before anybody could react, the whole planet was infected by a burst of strange energy, giving things both living and nonliving incredible abilities and characteristics.The Qin terracotta warriors came to life, shouting that their emperor was about to descendMona Lisa stepped out of her painting, saying a new era had begunIn the Vatican, an ancient tomb rose from the ground, saying Jesus was about to rise once moreHitler's cap appeared giving a random German the ability to brainwash millions of livesAll around the world, strange events started happening with historical and legendary items taking the leadAnd if that wasn't unexpected enough, they came!The Gods and Monsters that humans of the blue only thought of as myths or legends began to descendChoosing various warriors and awakeners to carry their willThese people were called divine warriors and stood out from the awakenedUnexpectedly, a thousand years later, the Blue star had produced hundreds of strongmen capable of kicking the moon and punching the stars.However, in the most unbelievable circumstances, the most powerful gods and awakeners gathered together to defeat one manDeceiver Lin Ye!Characterised by a signature Joker mask, he was one awaker whose true abilities were never knownDisplaying an array of different powers on each occasion, he was dubbed the title “Jack of all trades master of all”Unfortunately, under the combined attack of the powerhouses, including Zeus, Odin, and the Dragon goddess Tiamat, there was no chance for him to surviveUsing his last means, he transports himself to the past, planning to use his power properly and fix all regrets“With this power, the universe shall fall at my feet!”Deciding to abandon the humans who betrayed him, deciding to live for himselfLin Ye devises a means to force all lives to work for him without ever revealing his identityUsing his power, he created the one thing which would cause all life in the universe to yearn forUsing his power, he created the one thing which could only be thought of as fiction, even with the advent of global awakeningUsing this power, he creates the system!This is a story of how Lin Ye, the future lord of the multiverse, The biggest black hand behind the scenes, The source of the extraordinary, The only God, The father of Evil Gods, and The master of the system is born!

Li Xiao Yao left S.W.A.T to become an ordinary security guard. While working, he happened to enter the VIP room and found Lin Wang Er still in the middle of changing. As revenge, she took him on a ride and kicked him out of the car.

After hours of walking, Li Xiao Yao finally managed to get back home just to be kicked out of the house. He then got an offer from his previous supervisor to become the bodyguard of the Tian Xi group CEO’s daughter both in game and in reality. But unknown to Li Xiao Yao the girl was actually…

In the Kunlun Snow Palace, a sage once said, those who pass away wander, while the living cannot let go.Once the soul departs, it will wither like the autumn grass.Those who are reborn from the dead, existing apart from the mortal realm, shall be shunned by all celestial sects and smitten as undead demons.On this day, a youth awakens from within a coffin, his blood dry and his bones chilled, to find himself a century old upon opening his eyes.A single tear from a sage awaited, a constant companion, may unravel the dreams of the past.Seeking not immortality but a mundane death, not to lament with the ages over lost love and resentment, but only wishing to grow old with tenderness in this lifetime, beneath the white clouds that hold no envy for the heavenly realms.

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Da Yan’s first female emperor has transmigrated! When she opened her eyes, she had become an 18th-tier actress who bore the same name as her and was participating in a variety show about surviving in the wilderness. Netizens: Do variety shows not have any standards? They let just anyone participate nowadays, huh?Su Yangyang: I’m indeed incompetent.However, when the camera turned to her…She opened up wastelands and made farming fields. She set up traps, made musical instruments, caught fish and tore through wild boars with her bare hands, climbed trees to pick fruits, weaved fishing nets, learned traditional medicine…The result of that was a massive increase in viewership! Netizen 1: What the heck did she mean, “incompetent”?!Netizen 2: Miss Yang is amazing!!! As the program went on, there was a sick actor by her side who was always weak for no reason, and often fell into her arms. Su Yangyang: Men are so troublesome. Until one day, the top star covered the camera and changed completely. Instead of his usual sickly and weak demeanor, he pressed her up against the wall and kissed her. The next day, Su Yangyang became one of the top searches on the Internet due to the marks she sported. Su Yangyang: It was just a mosquito bite. A misunderstanding. Actor King Bo tweeted: @Suyangyang I heard my name changed and is now Mosquito? That night, the entire Internet was paralyzed with shock.