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... our knees are beefing, your kidneys feel like they rage-quit, and you you're pulling more weird pains than a gacha player pulls PNGs. You look at the calendar, realize that you missed a birthday a while ago, and to your horror you realize that you're twenty-five years old.

Game over, man. You're past your prime.

From there, it's all downhill. Everything after that is a speedrun to the grave.

If it wasn't for the team at Want-Not Inc, I might have unalived myself, for real ...

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