Strongest Spirit Beast Master Family - Chapter 240 Black Nether Qi

Shen Mo transmigrated into an outer disciple of Qingxuan Sect. Once the top among the outer disciples, he was poisoned on the eve of entering the inner sect, his foundation utterly destroyed. Now, he suddenly discovers he can see everyone’s life script and plunder their fortunes.Are you a reincarnation of a great power? About to obtain a heavenly-grade technique? Bring it on!Are you the future Flame Emperor? Refining the solar essence fire? Bring it on!Are you the Martial Ancestor’s heir? Bearing a heavenly-grade spirit weapon? Bring it on!Are you the Fox Clan’s sacred maiden? About to tame a sacred beast cub? Hmm, both you and your fortune belong to me now!

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

It’s said that the prince of virtue had almighty martial arts. It’s said that the prince of virtue had the most handsome appearance in the world. It’s said that the prince of virtue was brilliant. But all was legend! A fire ruined his wonderful appearance and his legs. Even the talented bride under their marriage agreement were replaced furtively. Ye Liu-li was his bad-luck substitutive princess. She went a long way to graduate from Medical University and had her internship with pain and joy. Who knew that in order to save a suicide patient, she fell off the building and crossed time into a “chessman” of prime minister. She had also been married to the disabled prince replacing her elder sister. On the wedding night, when most other couples were having their romantic night, she was thrilled. It didn’t matter. Revenge never came too late. She would never let go of any of them who entrapped her or harmed her.

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Imagination is always pleasant, but reality is cruel. I just wanted a simple life but why am I always getting into trouble?