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Pierrot: I met this nurse, she didn’t get my jokes!

Clown: That’s cause those aren’t jokes, Pierrot. A joke is more… colorful! Or maybe, light? Like here’s one: I become faint and nauseous during every minor medical procedure, such as making an appointment over the phone.

Pierrot: So stating facts is considered humorous now? Where has the world gone… I despa…

Clown: Stop! You’ve already made that reference last chapter, come up with a different one!

Pierrot: Have to s ...

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