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... ass Absurdity attached to it.

Isaac had that same trope and had apparently used it on one of those yard rakes with an extendable handle in a storyline.

Ramona told this story: he was facing off against the enemy of The Groundskeeper, and right in a climactic moment, he clicked the handle to extend the rake out all the way.

The trope empowered humorous weapons—a guitar, a leaf rake; both were weapons to a comedian.

It was a funny story.

Everyone la ...

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