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... of a joke. A farmer went to visit a prostitute, and the prostitute said, “It costs 10 to do it once on the grass, 20 on the chair and 50 on the bed.” The farmer gave her 50, and she smiled. “It seems like you’re a tasteful person, sir!” But the farmer said, “What the hell are you talking about? I want to do it 5 times on the grass.”

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The Weeping Fire Blade continued to glow faintly as it diced an Imp’s head to pieces. Having killed the fourth Imp, I looked at my experience ...

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