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My Scumbag System
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It's trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I've ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.Welcome to the hunt.===ADDITIONAL Tags:No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
- C.405: My Sister’s VariablesNEW
- C.404: Playing for the CamerasNEW
- C.403: The Calamity Couple Takes the StageNEW
- C.402: The World is Now Shipping YouNEW
- C.401: The Stray Dog Steals My WorldNEW
- C.400: The Calamity Couple is TrendingNEW
- C.399: Definitely, Utterly ScrewedNEW
- C.398: The Muscles Speak of My Triumph!NEW
- C.397: The Scumbag’s Severance PackageNEW
- C.396: Victory Tastes Like Broken RibsNEW
- C.395: The Gardener’s Final PruningNEW
- C.394: The Gardener Changes the RulesNEW
- C.393: Fuck You Is a Valid Battle CryNEW
- C.392: The Gardener Shows His RootsNEW
- C.391: The Curator and His CollectionNEW
- C.390: Our DisasterNEW
- C.389: The Devil’s Choice: Poison or PoisonNEW
- C.388: The Princess Who Ran Toward the MonstersNEW
- C.387: Please Do Not Feed the ApparitionsNEW
- C.386: The River of Bad MemoriesNEW
- C.385: Ashes to Ashes to... Glowing?NEW
- C.384: Thermal Shock is a BitchNEW
- C.383: Kindling for a Crimson GodNEW
- C.382: The Truth is a Sharper BladeNEW
- C.381: The Thawing of Celeste VanceNEW
- C.380: A Princess is a Poor InsulatorNEW
- C.379: A River That RemembersNEW
- C.378: My Hand Over His HeartNEW
- C.377: DescentNEW
- C.376: A Dagger Made From the First Tree’s HeartNEW
- C.375: A Secret Path Through the NurseryNEW
- C.374: Glowy McRabbitface Is a LiarNEW
- C.373: Two Fucked-Up Kids on Watch DutNEW
- C.372: The Taste of a Perfect TrapNEW
- C.371: This’ll Be EasyNEW
- C.370: Life Water for the WorthyNEW
- C.369: The Princess’s Ice RoadNEW
- C.368: Ten-Foot Gardening ShearsNEW
- C.367: Heat Is the AnswerNEW
- C.366: Watch Rotation for World’s EndNEW
- C.365: My Lady’s Picnic BasketNEW
- C.364: The Arborist’s Lonely GardenNEW
- C.363: The Three Truths of Being ScrewedNEW
- C.362: Welcome to the Black GateNEW
- C.361: The Bait and the TargetNEW
- C.360: Each Battle WorthyNEW
- C.359: Two Plans for TomorrowNEW
- C.358: A Key to the KingdomNEW
- C.357: I Don’t Lend My AssetsNEW
- C.356: The New Normal [2/2]NEW
- C.355: The New Normal [1/2]NEW
- C.354: Three Women, One Shirtless Guy, and a Burnt EggNEW
- C.353: Morning-After Yoga, As Performed By A Drunk PenguinNEW
- C.352: My Healer Has An Infinite Stamina Glitch, And We Decided To Stress-Test It All NightNEW
- C.351: A Sovereign’s Guide to Breaking a Good GirlNEW
- C.350: Why Would I Run?NEW
- C.349: My Boyfriend (Who Isn’t My Boyfriend) Invited Me To His Room And I Am Not OkayNEW
- C.348: A Tale of Two ProfessorsNEW
- C.347: Status Report From The Other SideNEW
- C.346: A Queen Must Be Taught Her Place, And The Lesson Begins On Her KneesNEW
- C.345: How To Handle A Rank 10 Tsundere’s JealousyNEW
- C.344: My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully FlirtedNEW
- C.343: Debriefing The MissionNEW
- C.342: Status Report: 295 SP, One Angry Goth Girl, And A Very Suspicious MessageNEW
- C.341: Post-Dungeon ClarityNEW
- C.340: Internal Hostile TakeoverNEW
- C.339: Welcome to the Botanical UprisingNEW
- C.338: Robots, Roses, and Really Bad FeelingsNEW
- C.337: Team Alpha Goes to the Murder GardenNEW
- C.336: Team Alpha’s First Field TripNEW
- C.335: The Only Thing Scarier Than a Bad Pull is My Stepsister’s "We Need to Talk" VoiceNEW
- C.334: Flora, Fauna, and Financial RuinNEW
- C.333: Bubblegum For BreakfastNEW
- C.332: Bubblegum Pops***NEW
- C.331: Everyone Wants a FixNEW
- C.330: My Team’s Biggest Weakness is Also Our Secret WeaponNEW
- C.329: Congratulations on Your Promotion to Middle ManagementNEW
- C.328: My Squad is One Part Healer, One Part Spy, and One Part Human ShieldNEW
- C.327: The Only Thing Worse Than a Dungeon is a Roster SheetNEW
- C.326: New Member OrientationNEW
- C.325: Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys, We Hope You Survive the ExperienceNEW
- C.324: Argent Sentinels Have Rules; Onyx Hounds Have CookiesNEW
- C.323: Packing Up is Hard to Do, Especially When Your Bodyguard Has a Crush on the Stray DogNEW
- C.322: The Room Where It Happens [2/2]NEW
- C.321: The Room Where It Happens [1/2]NEW
- C.320: My Harem is Officially in a Cold WarNEW
- C.319: The Hounds of Onyx Don’t Understand the Concept of a Sick DayNEW
- C.318: My Patron God Thinks My Love Life Is a Hit ShowNEW
- C.12: System Notification: Hand-Holding Unlocks the Tsundere Blush buffNEW
- C.11: Felonies are More Fun With a PartnerNEW
- C.10: Congratulations! Your Manipulation Skill Has Leveled Up!NEW
- C.9: A Wild Leech Appears! It Uses ’Indifference.’ It’s Super Effective!NEW
- C.8: The Day My Eyes Became a Passive DebuffNEW
- C.7: Finally, Some Real Fucking PowerNEW
- C.6: Tsundere Error 404: Respect Not Found... Or Is It?NEW
- C.5: The Daily Life of a Reluctant StalkerNEW
- C.4: He Cleaned His Room, Is This the Apocalypse?NEW
- C.3: The Day the Pig Learned to Cook and My World Turned Upside DownNEW
- C.2: Operation: Purge the Pigsty is Step One to Seducing My StepsisterNEW
- C.1: Welcome to Your New Life, You Fat FuckNEW























