After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!-Chapter 594 - 0242 Kevin’s Dark History (Please Subscribe)_2

"Right!"

Cassano raised an eyebrow and said, "Kevin must not want to entertain us, that’s why he never cooks Chinese cuisine."

Huang Kaiwen held up his middle finger and said, "I rarely make it myself, quite a few Chinese dishes are very time-consuming, and the requirements for cooking skills and ingredients are very strict. It’s difficult to find all the ingredients here, and I certainly don’t want to spend a whole day shopping for ingredients and cooking."

"Does it mean that Chinese people have to spend several hours cooking every time, isn’t there any simple yet delicious dish?"

Cassano asked.

"There are, but I’m not sure if they would suit your tastes,"

Huang Kaiwen said as he opened the refrigerator.

"As long as you make it, we have no complaints,"

Cassano exclaimed.

"Yeah, show some sincerity, little Kevin!"

Inzaghi chimed in.

Seeing that there were still a few pork chops in the fridge, Huang Kaiwen decided to make scallion-braised pork chops to shut the two of them up.

Otherwise, these two could go on about it for a long time.

With its sweetness and thick sauce, it should meet the taste of a few teammates.

Dishes like red-braised pork and spare ribs that Huang Kaiwen preferred were too much of a hassle, and he might fail several times just at caramelizing sugar if he hadn’t cooked for a while.

After it was done, he simply served it over rice and brought it to the table.

Cassano couldn’t wait to cut a piece and put it in his mouth, then said, "This is the best pork chop I’ve ever had."

"It’s very tender and smooth, and the sauce is great too."

Inzaghi said while chewing, "You could open a restaurant after you retire."

"It’s really delicious, complex in flavor and with layers, the tenderness of the pork with the sweet sauce is very appetizing."

Kaka nodded as he spoke.

He had the air of a gourmet critic.

"Delicious!"

Ramos said.

Huang Kaiwen also breathed a sigh of relief.

His cooking was just home-style, as he rarely made complicated dishes for writing.

Now, not cooking much himself, he was pleased to see his teammates’ reactions; his cooking skills hadn’t dropped off.

The afternoon in Madrid.

It was already evening in China.

But the forums were far busier at night than during the day.

Cassano’s selfie wasn’t important. What was important was that Huang Kaiwen’s forum account had been exposed.

The Huang Kaiwen’s fans forum.

"Holy shit, Huang Kaiwen is pretty interesting, always dissing himself in the forums every day."

"He analyzes things in great detail, talking about his technical weaknesses, I feel like he’s just teasing us!"

"No need to feel like it, it’s clearly sarcasm. Didn’t notice before, but when Huang Kaiwen speaks sarcastically he’s like, ’Yeah, right, right, right.’

"You guys check that forum post, the one where you have to choose a celebrity wife, Huang Kaiwen got exposed. He said he wanted to choose Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo to experience the extreme. Which version do you think Huang Kaiwen was talking about?"

"Do we even have to say it, definitely the 2003 version!"

"Maybe Huang Kaiwen was talking about Lychee and She?"

"I think he’s talking about the version with Ma Jingtao."

"Who were the two female leads in that version? Holy shit, Xu Xian! Is he reminiscing about his childhood dream, watching ’The Legend of the White Snake’ every holiday? Is he choosing Xu Xian because he’s afraid of snakes and wants to take matters into his own hands, right?"

"Who would have thought, Huang Kaiwen with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, also participates in these kinds of topics."

"He also exposed Inzaghi’s dark secret of liking to take a dump in the locker room toilet before matches, saying it stinks to high heaven!"

"Hahaha, Inzaghi is going to beat up Huang Kaiwen after finding out, right?"

"I don’t think Inzaghi can beat Huang Kaiwen; when Huang Kaiwen scores, his physical strength is no joke."

"This is too fun, Huang Kaiwen is so active in replying to posts in the forum, and now they found out so little. His account ’Legend’ in the district has been exposed, and now people from Sand City in the district are organizing to hunt him down." 𝐟𝕣𝕖𝐞𝐰𝕖𝚋𝐧𝗼𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝗰𝐨𝐦

"Looking at it this way, Huang Kaiwen and I don’t have much difference. I play ’Legend’, he plays too; I fantasize about female celebrities in the forums, and he does the same. At most, he’s just a bit handsomer than me, a bit taller, a bit richer, better at football, draws a bit better, writes books a bit better, and is a bit more shameless. That’s it, the gap between us is just that."

"Holy shit, that bit by bit of yours could probably circle the earth a few times!"

"No wonder I keep seeing that account praising Kevin’s tea as good, and always posting videos of Kaka holding a milk tea cup, never forgetting to make money whatever the time."

"But it hasn’t opened up in China yet, right?"

"It’s just a matter of time. Haven’t you seen that Jay Chou’s songs are all over the Internet pages? They are definitely preparing."

"Stop it. Now I can’t look at Jielun the same way anymore. I used to think he was pretty cool, but now whenever he comes up, that song pops into my head. I love you, you love me, Kevin’s tea is sweet honey..."

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As expected, it was barbecue for the evening.

It’s the most convenient when there are a lot of people around.

Kaka said he wanted to have a holiday together, but he soon left with his girlfriend.

The busy Brazil National Team had games in the upcoming summer.

As the current star of the Brazilian Team, Kaka, of course, had to attend.

He and Beatrice went back to Brazil to see their parents first, then reported to the national team.

After Cassano and Ramos left, Inzaghi loitered around Huang Kaiwen’s house, saying he was planning to watch the Copa del Rey live to cheer for him, but Huang Kaiwen felt that Inzaghi was actually planning to make a comeback at his place.

Because Huang Kaiwen saw on the browser search history a question, how to take somebody else’s mattress back home!

Huang Kaiwen decided to pretend he didn’t know.

Inzaghi had lost so many times.

If he really could take the mattress, then just let him take it.

At Lao He’s place, they knew all about giving rebates to customers.

Would the Yellow Ball King really care about a mattress from his brother?

Eat as much as you want, drink as much as you please, and when it’s time to go, even pack the mattress!