Avatar: Mage of All Elements-Chapter 112

So congratulate me, I am born! Oh, that unforgettable feeling when your lungs open with one breath and cut the umbilical cord. I screamed really loud, even using energy magic so that the whole island could hear me. But I had to stop when I heard my daughter crying.

I'd decided that I was more her father than her brother. The fact that biologically it was exactly the opposite didn't bother me.

But soon I saw breasts. So familiar and beautiful. And milk poured into my mouth. I'd tasted a lot of things in my long life, but I'd never tasted food that good. I think I have a new fetish.

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Back at the hospital, people were starting to come to their senses. No one expected this. The newborn baby screamed so loudly that most of the doctors in the hospital fainted at once, the other half had their eardrums blown out and were bleeding from their ears.

Only the mother was unaffected by this cry, and soon the cry of the second child was heard. Then the cry of the first was cut off. The doctors, who could think clearly, immediately gave the first child to the mother to feed. And the second one, they cut the umbilical cord and gave it to the mother as well. A boy and a girl.

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Babyhood is hell. Eating only breast milk, arms and legs moving without control. Oh, the way Azula used to look at me when I shit myself. The only thing worse than that look was diapers. That's one hell of an invention.

Not only can't you move, but your nose itches, or your back. And you can't scratch it, so you have to put up with it. Now I understand why kids don't remember that time. They're ashamed to remember that hell.

It sounds stupid, but it's true. It was easier for me, though, because I realized I wasn't the only one. The daughter. Azula named her Kaguya. It's a beautiful name. I, on the other hand, chose the name Kami.

Simple but tasteful. Still, childhood is hell. You can't even practice magic because your channels are too weak, and you can't speed up your growth because of the consequences. You can't even merge with the spirit of a Lingyi child. Not until the age of three. It's only been three months, and I'm already thinking about destroying the world.

***

As I said, childhood is hell. It took me half a year to gain minimal control over my body. After another half year, I learned to walk. Remarkably, Kaguya kept up, and within a week, she achieved the same result.

From then on, life became a little more fun. Especially with a child's body. My mood changed several times a day, and there were times when even Azula looked at me questioningly, really wondering if I was her normal child or her husband. It pissed me off, but there was nothing I could do about it.

After another half year I was able to speak. It's like just moving your jaw, but no! It's a lot of little processes that the average person doesn't consciously control. I was able to learn to control them and then translate them into unconscious abilities. And whether it's my daughter's talent or my stupidity, but again, just a week later, Kaguya began to make the words I spoke.

But it was not surprising, because when she learned to walk, she did not go far from me and tried to be as close as possible. We even shared a crib.

Azula hardly ever left the house, spending all her time with us, but I knew roughly what was going on in the world, as reports were brought to her regularly, and I read them. It must have been a strange sight.

In the office sits a young woman with a small child in her arms, looking at the papers with a serious look, while his sister sits on the table eating the paper that the boy has already seen and put aside.

It's a funny sight. And yes, Kaguya eats paper. If I were a normal kid, I'd eat it too. But don't worry, thanks to my improvements in the past, they've been passed on to us as well, so we'll be able to digest the paper safely.

«Next», I muttered in a squeaky voice, finishing the report and pushing it aside for Kaguya.

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«Here you go, sweetheart», she muttered. Here's the one who really doesn't give a shit about anything, it's Azula. She's crazy about us. And as long as I'm little, she thinks of me as her son. Then I'll grow up and become what I was, but right now Azula just enjoys the two of us, and I don't bother her.

The world was an interesting place. For starters, as soon as the solstice passed, airbenders started appearing in the world. And I don't know why, but all the people on my island who didn't have magic got it.

Almost a quarter of the people became airbenders. Heh, I'd give a lot to see Tenzin when he finds out. Although it's not a fact that he found out.