Beggar Cultivation System-Chapter 286 : Yomama the Second Round

What the f*ck? What the actual f*ck?! Apollo's mind felt like it had been struck by lightning.

He recalled the time the first few days after he transmigrated to this world. This is the same fountain he drank after eating some bread!

And now this Crazy Zhang is telling him that he's been bathing in this fountain for a few years now?

Apollo suddenly wanted to puke. No, he really is!

"Blergh! "The beggar threw up on the floor. He could do it on the water they were on, but he's not as disgusting as the person in front of him!

"Hey, are you okay, little man? "Zhang the Great asked with concern in his voice. "Did you know if one is sick, they can just take a fresh shower to lighten up their mood and body? Come join me! "

Hearing this, Apollo's body shivered, and he threw up for the second time.

After he was done, he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand before glaring at the crazy person.

"F*ck you! "Apollo cursed, his face red from anger.

"What did I do to you? "Zhang asked with a frown on his face. "I am just asking you to bathe with me; what's wrong with that? "

"First of all, the way you said it is gross. And the second thing, why the hell are you using this fountain to bathe?!"Apollo shouted, his voice reverberating everywhere.

By now, there's already a number of people watching the drama.

The two ignored the stares and kept glaring at each other.

"Why? Because it's good water! "Zhang the Great answered. "Look, the Qi here is also concentrated! Making the water purer! "

Apollo stared at the water, and sure enough, the crazy person was right. Shaking his head, he stared coldly at the old man in front of him. "This is a public fountain; how dare you taint it with your dirty body?! "

Those who heard his voice nodded their heads in approval.

Seeing the people around agreeing with the kid, Zhang felt like this was unfair.

He glared at the beggar. "Look who's talking. Why did you jump in here? "

The question caused Apollo to shut his mouth. He noticed the passerby now staring at him with scrutinising eyes.

He cleared his throat before he managed to come up with an answer. "That's because I already know that you are here! So I jump to get you out!"

"You! You are lying! "Crazy Zhang pointed his fingers. "You clearly wanted to bathe in here! Oh, I see it. So this is your spot? But I've been bathing in this fountain for years! "

The watchers turned back to the beggar.

"No! I don't bathe in fountains! "Apollo said. He didn't come here to bathe; he came here to cultivate by plunging himself inside the water. The same? Hell nah! The beggar will never admit it! "You are so disgusting, old man! "

"You are! "

"No, it's you who are disgusting! Just like your momma! "

Suddenly, as the word'momma' echoed, Crazy Zhang and Apollo stared into each other's eyes, sparks materialising between them.

"So this is the way you want it," Crazy Zhang started walking sideways, the water creating ripples as he moved.

The beggar did the same, and soon enough, they are on the opposite side of the fountain, glaring and walking clockwise in the water.

With the fountain water in their middle, Apollo opened his mouth. "I won the last time; do you think you can defeat me? Dream on! "

"Don't talk so big yet," Crazy Zhang smirked. "I, Zhang the Great, have studied and practiced for weeks just for this battle."

"Oh, so you are expecting me? "Apollo raised an eyebrow before he shook his head as he smiled confidently. "Even if you studied everything, you will never be able to beat me."

"Is that so? "Zhang the Great chuckled. "Then let's put it to the test!"

The onlookers are confused about what was happening, but they are intrigued, so they continue to watch with excitement. This is not something that they see every day—two lunatics fighting against each other.

Before Crazy Zhang could say a word, Apollo bested him by opening his mouth faster: "Yomama is so fat that when she sat on a waggon, it turned into a flat bed! "

When the passersby heard it, at first they were confused, but when they repeated it in their minds, they burst out laughing.

As the laughter echoed, Zhang the Great scoffed. "You cheated."

"I didn't. I'm just faster," Apollo said.

"I see... then Yomama is so fat; when she walked to the city fair, she became the main attraction! "Zhang the Great's voice echoed, and the laughter became louder.

"Quiet! "Apollo raised his hand into the air, and the people's noise died down. "Yomama is so stupid; she thought a knight's armour was a fancy cooking pot."

The onlookers couldn't hold their mouth shut, so they burst out laughing once more.

"Yomama is so stupid; she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind," Crazy Zhang fired back.

"Yomama is so old; her first pet is a legendary beast! "Apollo said as they were circling around the fountain.

More and more people are walking in their direction as the laughter attracts more watchers.

And because of the commotion, silver-armoured knights arrive on the scene.

The laughter is so loud it almost felt like they were in the middle of thunder.

"What's happening here? "One of the guards asked a passerby.

"Hahaha, they are just saying funny things."

"Who?"

"Those in the fountain! "

The guards looked at each other in bewilderment, so they walked closer to see what really was happening.

"Yomama is so old; her diary is written on stone tablets." A small voice echoed.

The guards just arrived in front when they heard this. They were silent at first before a laugh escaped their lips.

Fortunately, one of them managed to get back on track and nudged the others.

"Let's stop this."

"Alright, we will."

Then they began walking, but the crazy person's voice echoed this time.

"Yomama is so fat; her shadow has its own map! "

The silver-armoured guards laughed, but they held on with all their might. Slowly but surely, they continued their way near the fountain.

"Hey... hahaha, stop this! "One of them shouted; his shout, imbued with Qi, is so loud that it overwhelms the people's laughter.

Apollo, who's about to say his comeback, shuts his mouth.

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"Seems like I won," Zhang the Great said, a smile of victory painting his face.

"No, they are interrupting us; there's no way you won! "Apollo said with a frown.

"I won! "Zhang the Great insisted.

"You two stop! "The guards finally had enough. "Come with us! What you are doing is against the law! You have already caused enough disturbance! "

"Hahaha, alright, alright, but I won," Zhang the Great said, raising his hand in surrender while glancing at the kid.

However, the beggar has already disappeared from his spot, as if he's never there in the first place.

"Wait, where is the other one? "The guards were confused but shook their heads in the next second.

"Wait! Why am I the only one getting taken? The kid is there! "Crazy Zhang pointed to a rooftop as the silver armoured guards took him away.

The guards looked at where he was pointing but found no one. This caused them to get angry at Crazy Zhang.

…

Seeing Crazy Zhang being held by the guards, Apollo couldn't help but let out a sigh. He's standing on the rooftop where Zhang the Great pointed, but his body is invisible.

"D*mn it, why was I so foolish drinking that fountain?"Apollo muttered in frustration. "And he said I lost? No f*cking way."

If they hadn't been interrupted, he would have said a better comeback. But the guards being guards killed the scene.

Shaking his head, he was about to find another source of water to cultivate the technique he got from the fifth floor of the Great Serpent library when he felt the wind behind him turning strange.

He turned around and saw the Great Serpent Headmaster looking at him.

"What happened here? "Axton asked, glancing at the dispersing crowd below.

"Some lunatics wanted to swim in the fountain, but one of them got taken away by the guards, so don't worry about it," Apollo explained. "Why are you here? "

"To talk to you, of course," Axton smiled.

"Why? Do you want me to become your personal disciple again? Like I said, I already quit," Apollo said, though he knew there must be another reason.

"Haha, of course not. I respect your decision," Axton chuckled.

"Good, but it doesn't matter," Apollo smirked. "I think I can take you on."

"Oh? "Axton raised an eyebrow before he stared at the beggar from head to toe." As usual, he couldn't feel a thing. So he spread his senses and covered Apollo with it.

The beggar let the Headmaster.

"You already reached the 3rd-Step Qi Condensation Stage?!"Axton was shocked.

Apollo felt satisfied seeing that face. "Hehe, no biggie."