Bringing the Little Crown Prince on a Parenting Reality Show — I'm Cleared of All Scandals!-Chapter 94: Choosing Clothes

[Hahahahahahaha...]

[Little sister really has foresight, kids’ history is all in high definition now, if it’s very ugly, it’s really easy to be made fun of when you grow up.]

[A day of being overwhelmed by little sister’s cuteness.]

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Lin Yuxian sat there all puffed up, her clear, bright eyes staring straight at Yang Yingying.

Yang Yingying felt guilty: "Shall we play a game first?"

Lin Yuxian pursed her lips and said nothing.

The clothes are really ugly.

She didn’t want to be such an ugly princess.

"Boo hoo hoo, I want to go home, I don’t want to be laughed at by other kids later."

Little sister suddenly started crying.

Children are inherently emotional, but because the five children are generally well-behaved, no one really experienced the trouble of a child crying and fussing. Now that little sister suddenly cried, everyone was in a panic trying to comfort her.

But the show has already arranged the schedule.

No way to change it just like that.

Yang Yingying thought for a moment and revealed the upcoming itinerary to little sister: "Today, we’re wearing these clothes to complete some tasks, and by the day after tomorrow, there won’t be these tasks anymore."

"What tasks are we doing?" Lin Yuxian asked through her sniffles.

"Learning the court etiquette, like walking properly, eating gracefully, and how to salute. By tomorrow, we’ll be wearing beautiful clothes in a garden to learn about painting and calligraphy, experiencing the traditional culture of Hua Country."

[This itinerary sounds pretty good.]

[The young prince has fully met the dining etiquette standards of the Imperial Palace.]

[Exactly, I wanted to say earlier, Xiao Jin eats very properly, doesn’t make noise, and walks very gracefully, every step walks into my heart~~]

[The person above is so disgusting, reported, haha.]

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Yang Yingying saw the children were willing to complete the tasks, then told them: "This task is a little special. We’re going to interview passersby. We’ve prepared a lot of ancient poems here, divided into adult and children groups. Everyone chooses the poem they want to memorize, and after memorizing, go ask passersby. If ten passersby answer your poem correctly, then you’ve succeeded."

"But I can’t read!"

Lin Yuxian was even more aggrieved.

"I can’t either!" Xiong Zunxiang raised his hand.

As soon as his little chubby hand went up, his father slapped it down, "You’re in first grade and you can’t? Look at Xiao Jin and Wenwen, they haven’t said they can’t. Even if you can’t read, don’t you know pinyin?"

"I don’t know, they teach characters before pinyin now, and I haven’t learned pinyin yet." Under his dad’s glare, Xiong Zunxiang’s voice got quieter and quieter.

Yang Yingying, seeing the chaos on site, hurriedly asked everyone to choose the poem they wanted to memorize.

Everyone except Chu Xijin learned at a glance and went to teach Lin Yuxian: "Little sister, shall I teach you?"

"Okay." Lin Yuxian’s eyes lit up and she became happy.

[Isn’t Xiao Jin going to complete the task?]

[He just took one look... ]

[He probably already knew this poem.]

[Pretentious! Makes me sick.]

[Pretending your ass, the child wants to take care of his sister, and you speak of him so disgustingly, how malicious must you be inside!]

[Those who dislike Xiao Jin say he pretends, really funny, gentleness compared to Xiao Jin is nothing, combat power is trash, just spilling jealousy for Xiao Jin online.]

[If you don’t like it, don’t watch, don’t delay us watching.]

["Pretending" isn’t a swear word, just so everyone knows.]

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The filming continued, Chu Xijin first tested if little sister recognized the characters, and when she didn’t, he just taught her to sing, "I saw on the internet a variety show that turned ancient poems into songs, it’s simple to learn this way, shall I teach you to sing?"

"Okay!" Lin Yuxian obediently learned.

Mu Ran, watching the scene, wanted to speak but stopped. She wanted to ask, is there a song for the "Memorandum"?

She forgot.

"The ’Memorandum’ isn’t ancient poetry, how did it get mixed with poetry?"

Mu Ran voiced her dissent.

Yang Yingying explained: "The adults’ group includes words or prose."

Mu Ran looked at others’, indeed they were all long.

Looking at the mass of characters before her, Mu Ran’s head was about to explode, hadn’t memorized a text in hundreds of years, didn’t expect to participate in the program and have to memorize one.

[Hahaha, currently in high school, hate memorizing things, watching them struggle to memorize ancient poems is really enjoyable!]

[Indeed, happiness comes from others’ pain, like Director Mu not being happy makes us very happy, the program team really knows us well.]

[No, Director Mu, why do you keep looking at Xiao Jin?]

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Mu Ran hoped after Xiao Jin taught his sister, he’d come back to teach her.

But the children standing altogether behind little sister told her — impossible!

She could only rely on herself.

Yang Yingying saw they were still slow and added some pressure, "Whoever memorizes the poem first can wear the costume to interview passersby first, otherwise, you have to wear the ugliest clothes to interview passersby. Everyone knows there are many fans in Hengdian and many will take photos, so manage yourselves well."

Lin Wen Yu’s expression froze and she quickly started memorizing.

"I memorized it!"

The first to raise his hand was Xiong Guobing.

As a professional host, he would recite his cue cards before going on stage, so he’s great at memorization.

[Wow, although Xiong Guobin has that scent of a feudal patriarch, his professional level is undoubted.]

[Hahahaha, everyone’s envious eyes are just hilarious.]

[He must have read and memorized poetry in private, otherwise he wouldn’t have learned it so quickly.]

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Indeed, Xiong Guobing often memorized poems and read books for his cultural literacy since he’s a host and needs to produce content; without input, he’d feel empty.

Xiong Guobing set out first.

Little sister followed closely behind her, she directly sang "Xiao Chi".

The children, taught by Chu Xijin, passed quickly, while Chu Xijin fell to the last.

"Xiao Jin, we’re waiting for you to choose clothes."

Zhu Wenzhen waved at him.

[OMG, so warm!]

[You taught me poetry, I wait for you to choose clothes.]

[The kids on this reality show are indeed the highlight.]

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Little sister chose a prettier dress, but looking at Mao Xiaomiao, she pursed her lips, "Sister Xiao Miao, do you want to wear it? It actually suits you better."

"No need, you wear it, you be the princess." Mao Xiaomiao wasn’t that interested in dressing up.

"But, you’re also a girl, you’re also a princess, I want you to wear pretty clothes too." At this moment, little sister felt a bit selfish.

Mao Xiaomiao bent down and said to her, "You be the princess, I’ll be the warrior to protect you, okay?"

"Okay." Lin Yuxian’s eyes curved into a smile.

[Settled, Xiao Jin shines alone, I stan this pair!]

[Hahahaha, Xiao Miao is so warm, so good to girls, first protecting her little aunt, now her sister, love it, love it.]

[Little sister is so considerate too, even though she really likes it, she thought about Mao Xiaomiao.]

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