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Dark Fantasy Normalized-Chapter 99: The Incomprehensible Man (4)
[Title: WTF Why Is the Gadum Boss Fight So Damn Lame]
Content: Guard captainโs level is 55? LOL you f***ing trash
Are you messing with me?
Come here and smash your head on the ground.
: Guard soldiers: โYes, sir.โ
[Author] : Wait, hold on LOL
[Author] : What is this gangbang s**t ๐๐๐
[Author] : Iโm fighting the guard captain and then they all come running and dogpile me like what the hell
How many of these bastards are there, seriously
: Someone did the total level calc for the guards, it came out to 856
: Thatโs technically stronger than all the archdemons combined
[Author] : So wtf am I supposed to do now LMAO
: Donโt go straight for Dogal and Gadum. Go hunt them down one-by-one around the city. Classic divide and conquer.
: Even then youโll get swarmed in groups of 3โ4 minimum
: Tbh this was the most bullsh*t part of Bondales for me fr
***
โHere! Jjuinni, take this!โ
Waking up in the morning to find a girl sitting on his chest, coughing something up and offering it to him as a giftโ
Lisir summarized the situation in those terms as he quietly savored a subtle sense of disillusionment.
My life... is smoothly transitioning into legendary territory.
That such things now happened without issueโ
And that he, too, accepted them just as naturally.
What Berbandes had spat out with an โAh~โ was a chunk of yellow ore.
It resembled a spirit core, like the kind spat out by half-spirits.
Thanks to that, Lisir was just barely able to follow along with this absurd reality.
Wait, is she coughing up hairballs like Perin?
No, hang on. Wasnโt that only possible because Perin had a physical body as a half-spirit?
Normal spirits treat their cores like hearts...
Lisir looked at Berbandes with a grave expression.
She wasnโt about to smile faintly and disappear with a โGoodbye, Jjuinni...โ or anything... right?
โJjuinni!โ
Thankfully, the sand girl was full of energy.
And not just energetic.
Her brows drew a sharp little angle between her eyes in an adorably intense scowl.
Berbandes. Was angry.
She shoved the spirit core (presumed) toward Lisir.
โTake it!!!โ
Lisir realizedโtoo lateโthat he had just committed the number one sin when receiving a gift.
Hesitating.
It was a disaster brought about by the fact that the gift hadnโt come from a pocket, but her mouth.
Of course, her giving it that way probably ranked high on the list of โThings You Shouldnโt Do When Giving a Gift,โ but Lisir chose not to mention that.
โAh, r-right! Berbande...ssu! Thanks!โ
Lisir hurriedly accepted the spirit core (presumed) she offered.
โ!!!โ
Even so, the little furrow in her brow didnโt smooth out, and Lisir grew increasingly frantic.
โOh Iโm so happy!!! Iโll make great use of it!!!โ
โWhatโs โmake great useโ mean!?โ
โHuh? Uh... it means Iโm really, really excited!!!โ
โThat excited!?โ
โAaaaaahhh!!!โ
โThen Iโll give it super-make-use-fully!!!โ
โItโs... super useful!!!โ
โFrom now on, Jjuinni and I are the super-useful squad!โ
โUseful useful!!!โ
The frenzied gift-giving ritual came to an end after some time.
โJjuinni! Iโm off now!โ
โAhโwait! If you leave like that, what am I supposed to do?!โ
โNo! Iโm sleepy! Iโm gonna sleep!โ
โOhh... so thatโs what you meant by leavingโ ...Youโre sure? Thereโs nothing wrong with me keeping this gift, right?โ
โYup! Super useful!โ
โUhโoh! Right! Useful useful!โ
Berbandesโs form began to dissolve.
Lisir quickly dove into his inner world to check on her.
Snore snore.
Berbandes had conjured a bed and bedding from sand, shaped just like Lisirโsโthough downsized to match her bodyโand buried herself in it.
Only then did Lisir let out a breath of relief.
He found it oddly funny.
That someone who had once been a demon could now take such a form and stir such emotions in him.
So looks really are everything, huh. Anywayโ
Lisir looked again at the spirit stone (presumed) Berbandes had given him.
What is this, exactly? What principle is it even based onโ
โHey.โ
โ...!โ
A voice snapped him out of his thoughts.
Lisir jumped and turned to look behind himโwhere the voice had come from.
Clarna stood there, arms crossed.
โWhat are you zoning out for. Pick up your sword.โ
โAh, not right now.โ
โThen get lost.โ
โIsnโt this my inner world?โ
โ...So if youโre not here to train, what are you doing?โ
โI came to check on Berbandes.โ
โ...โ
The subtle anticipation on Clarnaโs face gave way to irritation.
Which was quickly replaced with disbelief.
โYou treat โthat thingโ like some kind of child.โ
โ?โ
Lisir looked at Clarna with a puzzled expression.
As if to say, Then what else is she if not a child?
โNever mind... Not gonna bother arguing. Soโwhatโs that?โ
โThis? A spirit core Berbandes gave me.โ
โ...A spirit core?โ
Clarna looked over at the slumbering Berbandes and her face said so many thoughts, so little time.
Should she be shocked that that thing gave someone a spirit core?
Or shocked that Lisir accepted such a thing like it was perfectly normal?
โUgh...โ
The woman once known as a murderous demon, who had so often driven others to madness with her actions and logic, now found herselfโinadvertentlyโon the receiving end of the same treatment.
โAh, Clarna. Think you can identify what this is?โ
โI wouldnโt know. Iโve spent my whole life swinging a sword.โ
โRight. Murder and crimeโyour specialties, werenโt they?โ
โ...Canโt you just say swordsmanship instead?โ
โEven if itโs swordsmanship, itโs a different specialization, isnโt it?โ
โUuuugh...โ
Berbandes was fine.
Leaving Clarna to stew in her own confusion, Lisir exited the inner world.
โGuess Iโll ask Lord Meltas about it after this whole ordeal ends.โ
He packed up the spirit stone (identity uncertain) and climbed out of bed.
Still... what exactly was all that chaos about yesterday? Well, probably nothing serious.
Rustle. Rustle.
Grains of sand fell from his body with each step.
Lisir didnโt think anything of it.
***
None of the city nobles staying at the annex had been able to return to their rooms and rest peacefully.
Not after that madman Gadum loosed his guard force on the place.
Especially not alone.
They gathered in the annex hall with their guards and attendants, prepared for whatever might come.
Ran saw an opportunity.
Gadumโs โfriendsโ were gathered in one placeโwithout Gadum.
And they were full of distrust, unease, and resentment toward him.
There would never be a better time to win them over.
Ran spent the night speaking to each of them one by one.
To the โfriendsโโand even the โclose friends.โ
Those โclose friendsโ had accepted Gadumโs filthy favors and willingly partaken in his vile business.
Under normal circumstances, Ran would never have gone near them.
But if I combine the secret ledger Lisir gave me... with the support of the city nobles... and even their testimoniesโ
I can drive Gadum out of the city council for good.
The other councilors were cowardly and self-serving.
But if her plan succeeded, they would no longer be able to turn a blind eye to Gadum.
They would have no choice but to sever their ties with himโ
To avoid letting Gadumโs fire spread to themselves.
Perfect...
Ran thought, defining the current trajectory in those terms.
Though even now, one thing gnawed at her.
Gadumโs scheme had worked.
He had left a lasting impression on the nobles.
That he wouldnโt hesitate to sic his private army on his guestsโeven with a city councilor like Ran present.
If I so much as show signs of turning on him, who knows what kind of retaliation heโll unleash...!
Gadum had successfully planted that fear in their minds.
No doubt, it had been his exact intention.
Ran. Sorry, butโcould we speak privately for a moment?
Even Morrenโs groupโwho had almost fully leaned toward Ranโwere beginning to back off.
Ran deliberated.
What was the move to break through this deadlock?
...This is as far as I can go.
That was the conclusion she reached.
She had a plan to persuade the nobles.
A plan to bring Gadum down.
A plan to sway the other councilors.
But she lacked one thing.
A decisive move to truly win over their hearts.
Without that single final pieceโ
All she could do was watch Gadum get his way.
Watch as Bondales continued to rot.
That was how it had beenโuntil that mysterious man appeared.
He had been someone who, had he wished it, could have become Gadumโs closest confidant and lived a life of wealth and luxury.
But he had chosen his convictions over filthy fortune.
Unlike those who had nothing but ideals, he possessed the power to uphold honor and justice.
Lisir...
Could he, even in this grim moment, prove it again?
Could he sway their hearts?
โEveryone! The city guard is on the move!โ
โ...!โ
โAt the very break of dawnโโ
โHeavens, surely they donโt actually intend to invoke investigatory powers against us!?โ
โNo matter the extent of their authority, this isโโ
Ranโs rational mind was speaking.
Telling her it was impossible.
The annex was under complete lockdown by the city guard.
What could someone holed up in a room possibly do?
โCome to think of itโLisir! What happened to him!? Didnโt he say so yesterday! That nothing would happen! That if things went wrong, heโd take full responsibility!โ
โMy god, did you actually believe him!?โ
โIs there any reason not to!?โ
โGet ahold of yourself! What reason would he have to take responsibility for us!?โ
โRelying on a young mage like thatโdo you have no pride!?โ
โMore importantly, what could he possibly do in this situation!? Bring troops from the Gray Tower or something!?โ
The other city nobles were no different in their thinking.
Reasonably speaking, it was close to impossible for a mere honorary mage to turn the current situation around.
Butโ
Lisir...
Ran knew from experience.
How foolish it was to try to understand that man with logic alone.
So she believed.
That before long, he would appear with a solution.
โEveryone, please stay calm! Letโs have faith and wait!โ
โ...โ
โ...โ
Unsurprisingly, Ranโs pleaโrooted in her peculiar (perhaps malformed) faithโdid not reach the city nobles.
Their expressions began to twist with bitterness and resentment as they looked at her.
If only she hadnโt dragged us into this...
The โclose friendsโ in particular expressed their hostility openly.
โLord Morren, the guardโ!โ
โDamn it, now what!?โ
Just then, Morrenโs escort came running with urgent news.
And just as the mood was about to fully collapse into despairโ
โTheyโre withdrawing!โ
โ...?โ
Morren and the nobles scrambled to the windows in disbelief.
The guards really were pulling out.
What had seemed like a tense mobilization had been a coordinated retreat.
โWhat in the world is going on...?โ
All eyes turned to Ran.
Surely only she could explain what was happeningโ
โ...?โ
โ...?โ
Contrary to expectation, Ranโs reaction was no different from theirs.
She too was plastered to the window, wearing a dazed expression.
โDidnโt you say we should have faith and wait...?โ
A middle-aged noble asked dryly, his tone dripping with disbelief.
โ...โ
No. Even I didnโt think it would be like this.
Ran had stationed an attendant near Lisirโs room, in case he called for assistance.
According to the report, his door had not opened even once since theyโd left it.
Then how...?
Gadum was unhinged right now.
The guard lockdown of the annex had been proof of that.
What sort of method could persuade someone like Gadum?
Ran couldnโt think of one.
Especially if the constraint was from within the room.
โ...โ
They were confused.
โYouโre all here, I see.โ
Lisirโs voice rang out.
โHk!โ
A few of them flinched like theyโd seen a ghost.
โOhโwait. Donโt tell me you all stayed here overnight? Because of that โcommotionโ I mentioned yesterday?โ
Lisir looked over their faces as he asked.
โWhat in the world happenedโโ
Suddenly, they remembered what he had said the day before.
"It may seem loud on the surface, but itโs probably nothing serious."
That version of Lisir, calmly dismissing the incident.
Morren, speaking on behalf of the stunned nobles, said blankly:
โNothing... happened...โ
โExcuse me?โ
โJust like you said. It looked bad on the surface, but it was really nothing at all...โ
Lisir chuckled softly.
โI thought so.โ
His expression was deeply unreadable.
They couldnโt even begin to guess what was going through his mind.
Though honestly... whyโs the mood so weird? Whyโs everyone quiet? Were they in the middle of some important conversation or something?
Donโt worry. I can read the room just fine.
Smiling gently, Lisir said:
โIf nothingโs wrong, then Iโll take my leaveโgo get a bit of fresh air.โ
โ...!โ
The moment they understood what that gesture truly meant, the nobles immediately {Nโขoโขvโขeโขlโขiโขgโขhโขt} swarmed to Ran.
***
โThis doesnโt make sense... Somethingโs wrong...โ
Gadum muttered as he swept up the sand scattered around his room.
He was doing it himself, not asking a servant.
Because he didnโt trust anyone enough to let them in.
โ Lord Gadum! Whatโs going on!?
The voice of Dogal, the captain of the guard, rang from outside.
Gadumโs first act was to summon every guard in the mansion.
He spoke through the locked door.
โWhen I woke up, I found signs someone had entered my room during the night! It has to be those bastards from the annex!โ
โ Thatโs impossible!
Dogal began explaining just how rigorous their nighttime security had been.
His reasoning was sound and backed by evidence.
โ...โ
Even Gadumโparanoid for his lifeโcouldnโt find an excuse to dispute it.
โ...I see.โ
No.
In truth, Gadum could have disputed it.
But he chose not to.
He wanted someone to convince him.
That this was all just paranoia.
That an enemy capable of killing him at any time was nothing more than fantasy.
Whoever โheโ wasโ
He could only resort to such childish pranks because he didnโt have the guts to face him directly.
โ...Good...โ
Only after convincing himself of that was Gadum able to leave the room.
He immediately gathered Dogal and dozens of guards and headed for the annex.
To prove that the fear currently tormenting him was just a figment of his imagination.
Letโs see if you dare show your face before this many men.
That bastard was still probably holed up in the annex.
Pathetically hiding among others.
Gadum repeated the image in his headโ
Of his enemyโs pitiful, cowardly figure.
โ...!โ
And just like that, his proud, steady footsteps came to a halt.
Lisir.
He was leisurely walking through the annex gardens.
Alone.
In stark contrast to Gadum, who stood flanked by a small army.
Thump!
And yetโit was Gadum who instinctively took a step back.
"Your actions never surprise me."
A voice echoed in his head, seemingly drawn from Lisirโs calm presence.
โ...?โ
Then, Lisirโs gaze shifted toward the guards.
And he looked genuinely confused.
What the hell is this? The guard? What are they doing here?
As if he was only just noticing them now.
Absurd.
After all that happened yesterdayโthere was no way he only noticed now.
Which meantโ
He was mocking them.
"And what if theyโre here? In the end, they couldnโt even stop my little break-in."
โNoโno, thatโs not it...!โ
Gadum shouted, desperate to deny the implications unraveling around him.
โ...!โ
Then his eyes landed squarely on Lisirโs chest.
And he shrieked:
โT-That! What is that! What does that mean!?โ
He was pointing at the sand dusted across Lisirโs chest.
โOh? Ah.โ
Lisir looked down at himself and chuckled.
Mustโve gotten there when Berbandes was sitting on me.
He said casually:
โAh, pardon me. Bit of a mess. Pay it no mind.โ
He brushed the sand away with an idle wave of his hand.
โH-Heuh...!โ
Realizing what that action implied, Gadumโs legs gave out and he collapsed where he stood.
โG-Get out! All of you! Get out of my estate!!!โ
He immediately issued an expulsion order to all guests in the annex.
***
[Gadum has left the party.]
It was time to prepare to leave the city as soon as possible.
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