Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom-Chapter 208: Florida Man Takes Wife on a Date, Accidentally Obtains Medicine for Erectile Dysfunction Cure From Candy Gacha Machine. Doctors Concerned as His Manhood Will Never Calm Down for 10 Years.

Entering the wooden store, Felix and Diana found themselves in a modest room, roughly 30 square meters in size. Wooden shelves lined the walls, stocked with artifacts, bottles of medicine, and an assortment of books. Behind a sturdy wooden counter sat a snake-headed man, who was in the middle of meditation.

On one side of the counter stood an unusual gumball machine. Instead of colorful candies, its transparent dome housed round capsules, containing mysterious medicines or trinkets of unknown use.

Felix glanced around, noting that every item on the shelves bore a price tag. The layout was practical, resembling a magical convenience store. Satisfied with his observations, he approached the snake-headed shopkeeper, gesturing toward Diana.

"Does this store have anything that can help my wife here? She's a lamia, and her primary element is water."

The shopkeeper opened his golden eyes fully and regarded Felix and Diana with a scrutinizing gaze. After a moment, he nodded and turned toward the shelves on his left, where books and artifacts were displayed. With a wave of his hand, three books and a single artifact floated gracefully off the shelves and landed gently on the counter.

"For a water-type lamia, these are the most useful." The shopkeeper arranged the items.

Diana slithered over and looked at the counter, inspecting the items with interest. However, her enthusiasm dimmed the moment she glanced at the books. A frown crossed her face as she picked one up, flipping through the pages.

The titles and contents were written in English, a language that she had not encountered in years.

"English. It's been so long since I've read this."

The snake-headed shopkeeper observed their exchange silently before speaking again.

Felix wasted no time. He approached the counter and gestured to Diana. "Do you have anything here that could help my wife? She's a lamia, and her primary element is water."

The snake-headed shopkeeper opened his eyes fully, scanning the pair with a practiced gaze. He pointed toward a nearby shelf, and with a flick of his hand, three books and a small artifact floated gracefully to the counter. He began his explanation.

"The first book is titled Fire & Water Mana Fusion Theory. It dives into the alchemical and magical principles of combining opposing elements like fire and water. By mastering it, she'll learn the fusion techniques and advanced applications that will shape her future magic."

He then gestured to the second book, a thick, leather-bound tome.

"This is the Immortal Gorgon Physique Manual. It provides a comprehensive guide to enhancing the Gorgon bloodline. Inside, you'll find detailed training regimens and alchemy recipes, including a step-by-step process to create the Gorgon Bloodline Pill. This pill will awaken your bloodline's latent potential, enhancing physical strength, endurance, flexibility, and essence reserves. It's also critical for preparing your body for the Immortal Ascension Ritual and the 'Perfect' foundation."

When the shopkeeper turned to the third book, Felix and Diana noticed its unusual cover, which featured an illustration of a lamia woman and a human man locked in an intimate embrace. Felix raised an eyebrow, but the shopkeeper continued unfazed.

"This is The Art of Eternal Harmony, essential for lamias. Your kind naturally grows stronger by absorbing essences of your partner. Given that your husband is from the Phoenix House, this book will help you harness his unique traits. However, mastering this will require dedication. You'll need to spend a decade cultivating with your husband, without interruption, and without stopping to achieve maximum results."

"A decade?!" Felix and Diana exclaimed in unison. While neither disliked the idea of intimacy, the thought of doing nothing but that for ten years was overwhelming.

The shopkeeper smirked, "If time is an issue, use the Chrono Gym. Rent a private chamber where time flows differently. You could complete ten years of cultivation in a matter of minutes. However, the gym's facilities come with a steep price."

Felix thought of Singtowl, wondering how different the local Chrono Gym might be. Before he could dwell on it, the shopkeeper picked up the final item. It was a plain gold pin, but it reeked pink aura.

"This is the Yin Crest Pin, one of five necessary key items for your perfect foundation ascension. Once you've mastered the second book, pierce this into your navel. It will dissolve into a tattoo, enhancing your ability to absorb Yin Essence from nature. When you're intimating with your husband, it'll amplify your sensitivity and regenerate stamina instantly. With this, you'll have no trouble practicing the third book's techniques."

Diana's cheeks reddened as vivid images filled her mind. Felix, meanwhile, maintained a poker face, carefully analyzing the items' potential.

"How much for all of these?" Felix asked.

The shopkeeper ran his claws through an abacus, finally raising three fingers. "350 Soul Coins for the set. But since your wife is my first customer today, I'll offer a discount—300 coins if you take them all now."

Diana chuckled softly. "No problem. I've got 1,371 coins. Let's do it."

Felix nodded in agreement. "We'll take the package."

The shopkeeper smiled and snipped the price tags from the items. Instantly, the books and pin vanished into Diana's system inventory. Her Soul Coins dropped to 1,071.

"Thank you for your patronage," the shopkeeper said with a polite bow.

Now that Diana had her items, Felix stepped forward. "What about me? Any recommendations?"

The shopkeeper's eyes sparkled mischievously as he disappeared into the storeroom. He returned with a massive pink gacha machine nearly the size of a bookshelf. He placed it down with a dramatic flourish and licked his lips.

"This is a Gacha Machine for Cultured Men. Inside are 2,000 types of pills for dual cultivation and energy restoration. Luck determines your reward, but the jackpot is the legendary Demon God's Vital Blood Pill, which grants the stamina of Demon God Mao himself."

Felix dryly laughed. "Thanks, but I'll pass."

Before he could step away, Diana's curiosity got the better of her. She produced a Soul Coin and inserted it into the machine, eagerly spinning the lever.

"Hey!" Felix exclaimed, watching as a capsule popped out.

Diana giggled, retrieving the capsule. "It's just one coin! No harm in trying."

Felix sighed, taking the capsule and opening it to reveal a small black pill emitting a herbal scent. The shopkeeper leaned over, appraising it with a practiced eye.

"A Hyper Sensitivity Pill. It boosts your five senses by 30 times and enhances libido. The effect lasts for one month. Mortals love it, though immortals consider it outdated."

Diana's eyes lit up mischievously. She clung to his arm, whispering, "A month of heightened senses? We should test it out. After all, we have ten years of practice ahead."

Felix groaned. "Can't we do that without pills?"

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Diana grinned. "More pills, more fun!"

"Fine. Your wallet, my body. Go wild."

Giggling like a child, Diana inserted more coins, rolling several capsules. The shopkeeper chuckled as he observed their playful banter. Quietly, he handed Felix a small box.

"This one's on the house," the shopkeeper whispered. "It's a 100X Sensitivity Pill. Lasts for ten years and boosts stamina permanently. Use it wisely."

Felix blinked. "You could've mentioned this earlier."

The shopkeeper smirked. "Where's the fun in that? Anyway, keep her pills for leisure time. Use this pill for the 10-year session. If it's not enough, get a philosopher stone and duplicate them. Good luck."

"…"

By the end, Diana had rolled a total of 30 capsules. One particularly rare pill promised 30 years of endless stamina, designed specifically for immortals. Felix and Diana left the store afterward. The shopkeeper bowed deeply as they departed, clearly pleased with his sales.